8858/If I had a nickle for everytime...

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If I had a nickle for everytime...
Date of Scene: 18 August 2019
Location: Arkham Asylum, The Narrows
Synopsis: Summary needed
Cast of Characters: Joker, Harley Quinn




Joker has posed:
Patient #0801 had been placed in medical following a savage beating a few nights ago in one of the Rec rooms. Head trauma they said. Outside Doctors were called in to assess the extent of the damage and said that with the level of trauma he would have to be moved to a medical facility for CT and MRI to assess for a brain bleed. That's what happens when you deliberately block a billy club with your forehead.

SEE.. The Joker had already sent word to his lawyers on the outside through one of the guards who owed him a favor. In that, he had the mans address and had already given it to a very specific group of people who simply delight and beating families to death with a sock full of nickles.

Joker calls them the Buffalo Soldiers.

Nobody seems to get why that's so funny.

Despite the fact he appears to be in a coma with only moments of lucidity to ramble incoherent nonsense (which isn't much different than usual now is it?), he's still bolted down to the gurney taking him to the Ambulance for a trip over to Gotham General. Seven armed and armored guards flanking him three to each side with one up near his head just incase he manages to bite through the bite guard. He's done that before... they're learning.

The message to his lawyers was fairly simple:

I want to put in another Appeal. Start the paperwork Sunday Night and take it over to my psychiatrist at Gotham General.

Harley Quinn has posed:
Getting the note, Harley has arrived. Not that anyone's noticed. She's got on one of them fancy pantsy paramedic hats, and one of them fancy pantsy paramedic outfits. Sure, her cohorts are in the back working on Mistah J, and so are them guards. And Harley's up in the front seat behind the steering wheel.

The plan is simple, start driving. Make it seem innocuous, and get onto the freeway. Then, when everyone thinks the ride is about half-way over. Take a hard turn off the overpass into an apartment complex off of 7th avenue deep in the Narrows. Before all that can happen though, Harley is chatting with her co-pilot, "Buckle up, that's the B in the A, B, Cs of drivin' after all. Don't ask me the other two letters, still ain't got my drivin' permit."

The co-pilot chuckles a bit and tells her she's real funny, since she's been cracking jokes the entire time. "People tell me I'm a real gas." And once everyone's secured and she's passing through the Arkham gate to drive out, she mentions, "Whaddya get when ya mix a rhino and a grizzly?" The guy says he doesn't know, and she says, "Then what use are ya?" And she lifts up a small bottle and sprays it into the face of the other person, before starting to step on the gas. Stage 2 of the plan, is well on its way, as she pulls onto the freeway. Just a mile or so and she'll be making this Ambulance go off-road, literally.

Joker has posed:
The guards take up positions along the bench to eitherside of the medically induced coma that is Patient #0801 Laid out upon the gurney, eyes taped open so the EMT can continuously drip saline upon them to keep them from drying out, he's been intubated after being given enough Etomidate to render a Rhino-grizzly unconscious..

Why they think they need to be so on edge is beyond him. Staring at them from the corners of his eyes, seeing them even as he lays so perfectly still as to not let up the game afoot. He's a supremely patient man when he needs to be.. a dangerously patient man.

Like... well like a monster really.

"We're all loaded up." One of the guards bangs on the divide between cabin and work area where Harley's crew are busy pretending to monitor monitors and give each other big thumbs up, Yup, still unconscious, totally yup. Strong work guys. Strong work to you too guys.

Harley Quinn has posed:
Second stage of the plan. Drive down the freeway, with the unconscious normal person sitting next to her and Harley is talking to the fella, "So, ya see, it's really all about figurin' out what ta wear. If yer gonna be cuttin' off anything you gotta be dressed like a nurse, fer sure. Else, ya might contaminate the feller or lady yer workin' on. Now, if yer doin' some more street level brutalizin'... well, then a good weather proofin' or restant oufit is a must. Ya don't want that blood slippin' ya up, like a banana peel of justice really."

Then it's the hard right. Straight into the side of the freeway that is moving over the streets below. Hitting the barrier causes a massive amount of forward motion, air bags deploying, Harley Quinn shouting, "Wheeeeeugggggghhh!" As she's hit by the deploying air bag and the whole ambulance goes crashing off the freeway. It's falling faster than it is moving forward, but it's a good thing the building is close enough. Crashing with enough force into the 5th floor of this apartment complex. The front of the vehicle being the only thing that's really inside, and it starts to teeter a bit.

She moves quick, opening up the door between her cabin and the back compartment, kicking it open she waves, "That buildin' came outta no where! Guess I ain't gettin' my license anytime soon, huh?"

Her goal is to grab the Joker, leap to safety, and let these mooks fall 5 stories to have an ambulance crush in on them. And so she's reaching out to offer Joker a hand, if you know, he's awake. She should've probably checked on that before she created this plan.