Owner	Pose
Austin Dallas	Imagine Wonder Woman. the gold bracers on either wrist, the unitard decked out in gold, red, white, and blue. The golden tieara with the red star perfectlly placed in the middle of the forehead. Now imagine it on a monkey. Tiona sits on Austin's shoulder and chitters amused. the young man chuckles, "Don't blame me, it was your idea to come here." He comments with a small chuckle. the monkey continues to look around excitedly as he approaches the bar and orders "jack and coke for me, and a screwdriver, hold the vodka for my friend."
Stepford Cuckoos	Soon, there are legs... lots of legs! Lots of identical legs at that. Today's beauty standards mark them as total knockouts alone, but the fact that 5 of them walk in, all at once wearing plaid pleated skirts with white shirts and tight pulled knee socks. The five blonde bombshells make school uniforms very fashionable, and like some kind of runway presentation as their steps are in unison and exude the same confidence as a grown Emma. There might be a head or two turned and locked gazes. They enter and stop, taking a moment to survey the space with cold blue eyes.
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas is certainly not imune to the large amount of beauty entering the club all at once. The bartender delivers their drink and he sips it, momentarilly forgetting he ordered something with a bit of bite and almost chokes on the alchol for a moment. Still he smiles and says "I take it back Tina, coming here was one of your better ideas. For her part, the monkey slaps the back of his head and sips her OJ.
Stepford Cuckoos	There looks like there is way more going on between the five of them than is expected. They're not even speaking to one another; not verbally at least. But every now and then, one of them with look at the others with an expression on her face, as if responding to something that was said. They eventually all look over toward the bar, obviously deciding that is the place of destination. One of the girl's expression lights up, "Is that a monkey?!" she exclaims, "What?!" the other four of them look over at the first, who happens to be Esme. They too see the dressed animal, all of the girls giving a collective "Awwww!" and suddenly the pair of them have a group of fans as the girls run over. "She's so cute!" cries Sophie, "Look at her little outfit!" squeels Irma, "Who's the boy?" Esme questions, in a manner that would suggest it is more than casual.
Austin Dallas	Tina smiles and preens at the attention from the identical quintuplets. She stands on her stool, doing a small pirouette to let the girl's see it from all angles. Onviously amused at his friend, and likely not the first time he's been...out shone by her, Austin says "Her name is tina. she understands English pretty well but she can't speak it. He vocal cords are wrong for the job." He explains simply and offers his hand to the one who asked "who is the boy,' "And I'm Austin, nice to meet you ladies."
Stepford Cuckoos	"Oh, he's really cute!" Sophie says again, only this time it's pretty amorous. "Esme likes his eyes!" Irma accuses her sister, earning the a bit of her ire, "They're a pretty blue, Irma!" she scowls at the mirror image to herself, "Not as pretty as ours!" adds Celeste. This is where the girls tend to be confusing and intimidating at times, when they start talking to each other in their interactions. Going back and forth, bouncing from one girl speaking to the next, and then simultaneous. "Phoebe likes his muscles~" Irma sings next, bouncing, "No, that's Esme again." Celeste corrects her. Esme steps in front of her sisters, seizing control of the hive, "Austin? That's a nice name. I'm Esme," and then the girls take their turns introducing themselves.
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas chuckles at the girl's various descriptions of each other's thoughts. To be fair, Austin seems to be keeping them sorted just a little bit better then most guys would at this point, though he's obviously not completely tuned in to all of them, yet. He shakes Esme's hand first, saying "It's very nice to meet you Esme, and then turns to the other girls to get their names specifically. "Well can I buy you girls a drink at least?" He asks with a smile adding "You haven't heard the last name yet. Let's just say my parents had a horrible sense of humor.
Stepford Cuckoos	"Dallas!" answers for him, holding up a hand, "What's wrong with that?" With a single hand on one hip, Sophie looks confused, frowning and pursing her lips questioningly, "Could it be irony maybe?" The girls all answer in unison, "Austin Dallas are both names of cities in Texas. We think that's actually funny." Though they don't vocially laugh amongst each other. Celeste is again interested in the monkey, paying her the attention that the rest of the girls crave from her, using her fingers to give her a cute little scritch. "Statistically, based on our discoveries, boys named Austin and boys named Dallas are usually the cute ones." Esme says to her sisters, "And this one has both names!" the other four respond to her. "If we're making you uncomfortable, or confusing you, we're telepaths. So we're getting the information from your head." Esme explains to him.
Austin Dallas	So you know how they say the fastest way to make someone think of a pink elephant is to tell them not to think about a pink elephant So yeah Austen's next thoughts involve cheerleading outfits, chocolate syrup, French maid outfits, handcuffs, and several other things not fit for publication. He manages to keep a mostly straight face though as he says "I mean i assumed it was something like that. I had just figured it was more like with each other not with everyone." He says with a smile. The monkey is absolutely luxuriating in Celeste's attentions and has dubbed her the favorite, at least for now. At the comment about his names he adds "Well I hope I'm not throwing the curve off too far for you ladies?" an amused smile on his lips.
Stepford Cuckoos	This group of identical sisters are unfortunately not the type to carry such items as food or even a bag to carry something normally. So sorry for Tina, but they don't have any snacks to give. All Celeste has to offer is all of the pets! For a moment, the five of them all look at each other with the slimmest shred of concern over thoughts. And then frown over at Esme. Esme shrugs, then the others do the same. "No, you're alright. We're pretty good at doing multiple things at once. We're all connected, if you can't tell." Says Celeste, another twin speaks and finishes the thought, "It kinda puts people off sometimes. What about you? Are you a mutant?" Asks Esme, "Are you single?!" Irma chirps, getting glares again.
Austin Dallas	He chuckles slightly at that but shrugs, "Yes, to both questions." He says with a smile and says "I have super human senses. Eyes better then an eagles, ears better then a bats, nose better then a blood hounds. Got hightened taste an touch too, but was never able to come up with a good analogy for what they are. What about you, any of you five single or are you just trying to get a poor boy's hopes up?"
Stepford Cuckoos	"Really?" All five girls raise their brows curiously. They all sound very interested, like they wanna pick and poke at those powers he mentioned inquisitively. Irma is really the main one, and she does her own set of investigation, "So what if we were to touch you? Like this?" At least she warns him, but that's all the warning he gets as the girl reaches to touch his arm with a curious poking finger. "All of us are single," Answers Sophie while Irma is poking at personal space.
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas chuckles to Irma, "With /that/ much pressure? I'd still be able to feel it through about five puffy coats." he says amused. "Actually my skin is so sensitive I have to sleep on silk sheets and have to wear a silk under shirt to protect it from my other clothes." He says rolling up the sleave of his hoodie slightly to reveal a skin tight black shirt that is definatly silk. He doesn't seem to mind having his speace invaded. Maybe a side effect of being so sensitive, you get dulled to having people close. "But would you like me to tell you how I'd tell you apart?"
Stepford Cuckoos	"We're also pretty curious." Celeste mentions, offering Austin a reassuring smile, "/Very/ curious." This is spoken by Irma, and the girls all kinda smirk and look amongst one another mischievously, and they kinda 'turn' on him. Which is to say that four of the girl all turn and start to invade his space at once. Probingly, they touch him in uniformed and various ways. One girl decides to reach and play her fingers through his hair, another is massaging his shoulders, one doing the same to his neck. It's all personal physical contact, and nothing explicit or even naughty, but affectionate at least. They're pretty gentle if not assertive about it. "Yes? How?" Esme asks him through all of it.
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas smiles a bit and seems to be enjoying the physical attention every bit as much as his monkey had. "Alright we'll start with you Esme." He says with a smile. "You used blue listerine this morning and strawberries and cream shampoo. You also put cram cheese with strawberries on a bagel, likely for breakfast." he nods to Phoebe. "Your voice? It's pitched just slightly lower then your sisters. You'd need a phonograph to catch it normally, but I can hear it." He nods and considers, "Sophie, you've got small teeth marks on your lower lip. I'm guessing you've been trying to stop biting your nails." he nods "Irma, is the more forward one. The more impulsive I am willing to bet. Not to bad by most metrics but the one most likly to have a Fraudian slip." he nods to the last girl, "As for Celeste? You are Tina's favorite... and now have a bit of monkey hair on your top."
Stepford Cuckoos	The girls all know themselves to be five all in one, but they are really starting to enjoy their little individual differences away from the hive mind. Austin, noticing the subtle differences between the five of them is endearing enough for the group. And being able to formulate a proper thought while they were roaming their hands is also an impressive feat, "Wow, you're really paying attention! Esme, you're right~" Irma shouts, "Yes, and so is he." The four remaining girls give Irma a look. "Hey what about a date?!" Irma adds while looking to her sisters, "A date? We're not ready to date like that, Irma." Esme shakes her head, "She doesn't mean individually, Esme," Celeste puts her hand on her sister's arm, "Ohh," Esme nods, "You mean..." The remaining four then reply, "All of us, at once." they nod.
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas raises an eyebrow at the suggestion and tilts his head slightly, "I mean I am pretty sure I'd be an idiot to even consider saying no to that sort of offer, but... I mean is that something you girls are all comfortable with?" He asks curiously, already trying to work out the logistics of such a thing. Even transportation could make things difficult...
Stepford Cuckoos	"It's just a date. We're not really asking for marriage." They all say in unison, Celeste reaches out to touch Austin's arm reassuringly, "It'll almost like going on a date with the same person." Sophie joins her, "Except there are five." Irma then comments, "And there are slight differences!" Each of the girls in turn makes him the luckiest guy in the establishment as they one by one join beside him, reaching to take a hold of him somehow by hooking an arm or some such. This fascination and attention seem to be stemmed from a playful need to explore, as opposed to hormonal. "So what do you say?" asks Esme, followed by a "Pleeaase?" from the rest of them.
Austin Dallas	Tina just sighs and shakes her head. She knows the poor boy is taost and there is nothing she can say about it, so she drinks her juice and just lets things play out. Austin for his part blushes just a bit, his mind going a hundred miles and hour but finally saying, "Okay that sounds like fun. Umm where would you like to go?" and yes there is the faintest hint of a blush on his cheeks.
Stepford Cuckoos	"Oh not today!" the girls all say, "We would have to go home and get ready. These are casual clothes, we need to be in 'going out' clothes for that. So you will need our number." One of the girls breaks out her phone, "Better yet..." Celeste, the girl with the phone, holds it out to Austin eagerly,
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas chuckles and takes the phone, and a second later they can hear the phone in his own pocket buzz twice, indicating a recieved message. He hands it back to Celeste and grins slightly, "Well like I said I am game, but I'd still ove to know what you girls like to do? I mean I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you don't wanna go catch a Gothem knights game.."
Stepford Cuckoos	"Oh anywhere is good with us!" The girls claim, with Esme taking the lead after, "We're just interested in getting to know you better. We're assuming you're a mutant, given our location and the fact you have abilities." She tells him, "Yes," says Celeste, "We're aware there are being powered other than through the X-factor, but I think mutancy is a safe assumption." Already Irma and Sophie are using their phones to snap pictures of themselves both with Tina and with Austin in turn.
Austin Dallas	Austin Dallas nods. "Yeah I'm a mutant, but I don't come down here very often actually. It was actually Tina's idea to come check this place out, she say I hang out with Aliens and such too much." He says with a chuckle, glancing over at the Monkey who is deffinatly enjoying hamming it up and taking Selfies with the other two of the girls. "Alright how does pizza and a ball game sound? I can get us tickets for next sunday if you are all free then?" He asks with a grin.
Stepford Cuckoos	"Aww, that sounds really sweet." Esme coos and smiles fondly at the thought, "Pizza and a game sound great!" Sophie Snickers at something spoken between the five of them in their heads. Esme is probably the most romantic of the five girls, "It's a date then!"