12478/Sirens, Reunited!

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Sirens, Reunited!
Date of Scene: 22 November 2020
Location: Cottage, Isley Gardens
Synopsis: The Sirens are reunited!
Cast of Characters: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn




Catwoman has posed:
It has been a long time since Catwoman set foot in this decidedly humid, overgrown chaotic garden that Poison Ivy calls home. To be honest, she never fully understood how anyone could enjoy living in such an overgrown tropical jungle but then again she's not a green mutated (And slightly insane!) plant lady now..Is she?

Catwoman is not sure why she bothered coming here really. It's been a while since she's seen either Ivy or Harley, or since the Gotham City Sirens were even a thing..But a new threat in Gotham, and a favour owed Ivy a long time coming, she owes her that at least?

"Ivy? Are you here? Hello?" she peers around this way and that, having brought the last stolen ingredients requested of her by Ivy that were required to make the antidote to heal her poisoned plants...Whoever was responsible was in fir a world of hurt, and Catwoman would rather not be on the receiving end.

Poison Ivy has posed:
Ivy's busying herself with a weekend of shockingly mundane activity. Tending to her flowers with a watering can, and reluctant use of shears, dressed down in a comfortable pair of slacks and a light top.

Of course, she's known Selina's arrived since she stepped near one of her plants, and so it's probably not -that- surprising when she steps out of the green to wave a hand languidly, "Of course I'm here! Don't worry, I'm not growing anything dangerous today. But if you hear giggling, I'd keep an eye up in the trees." She deadpans, although... she also takes a moment to glance up into the foliage herself. Maybe she's not kidding.

Her eyes light up as she spies the ingredients, "Oh! You got the ingredients! Wonderful. You're a literal life-saver, you know. What can I do for you in return?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
Harley Quinn pops up from behind a rather large frond with a megaphone in her hand, "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT FUN AND GAMES!" she blares, then tosses it haphazardly over her shoulder, vaulting over the plant to skip over to where the other two meet. She's wearing a crop-top with a picture of Bozo the clown, suspenders and some very baggy multi-hued pants.

"Wassup, kitty babe? Ooooooooo, do I get a present, too? I like presents. Lemme guess: Lollipops! No, a chainsaw! NO, A CHAINSAW LOLLIPOP OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE."

Catwoman has posed:
Catwoman sighs as she peers around, old habits sure do die hard. But honestly, this place is...Nostalgic at least...? She smiles faintly at Ivy and shrugs as she pulls out the plastic bag containing about four different vials if various herbs and mixtures and shrugs as she gently places them on the table. "Sure, no problem. Anything for a friend. How you been, Ivy?"

Of course, Harley pops out of nowhere and yells out a random note all hyperactively. Good old Harley, it really has been a while since the girls got together. "Harley, how've you been? Guess you never run out of energy, do you?" she chuckles faintly, though she seems honestly quite tired.

"Its been a while you two..A lot has happened.." she flops down rather tiredly on one of the chairs.

Poison Ivy has posed:
Ivy manages to only partway leap out of her skin at the megaphone blaring. And it only takes her a few seconds to untense, and only a -few- vines rise up out of the leaves with sinister intent!

And they even stop short of doing anything as she exhales a loud, long sigh. "Oh, not too bad. Just waiting for those chemicals to cure my babies up, you know, spamming politicians with petitions and whatnot."

She lets out a dour little sigh, "I'm -trying- not to do the whole eco-terrorism thing, but it's really way more effective." She puffs out a sigh and drops into one of the chairs herself, "But hey, it beats Arkham."

Harley Quinn has posed:
Harley Quinn flops on the floor, sitting cross-legged, a bit floppy as she toys with one of her pigtails, "Oh, you know, pretty good. I haven't killed anybody in months. My bran intake is pretty high cause Ivy has lots of really healthy cereals and I can put enough sugar on them to make them edible."

She sticks her tongue out at the startled vines. When Catwoman seems tired, she frowns, "What happened? Did somebody hurt you? I'll beat 'em up. I've got a hammer, y'know!"

Catwoman has posed:
Catwoman smiles as she watches her two cohorts. Oh, it feels good to be back, even if a lot has changed. "Ooh is that so..?" a curious, arched brow is gu en to each of them in turn, and smiles, "Well, I guess we're all being a bit...Well-behaved. To be honest, I've been trying to lay low myself, although..."

A dramatic pause is given here, because she loves drama like that. "To tell the truth, I've had some crazy shenanigans myself lately. Got infected by an evil demon cat scratch, and it drive me insane for a bit.." eyes narrow in faint anger at the memory, "However, it seems that..Has been cured, although there are other people out there who might be infected. Furthermore, this...CatLady, who is a rather cheap copycat of the original Catwoman.." she smirks as she says that, really quite offended that someone would try to outdo her.

"It would seem that she may have acquired quite a lovely sum of money and jewels.."

Poison Ivy has posed:
Ivy whistles out low, "Wow, evil -demon- cat scratch... did you... get a fever?" She struggles to keep her face straight, biting her lower lip tightly. Her head tilts slightly as she murmurs thoughtfully, "Well, there -are- a lot more cat-themed sorts around. Or maybe I've just been noticing them more."

Her eyebrows perk high and she snorts softly, "Oh! A copycat cat thief? That's... daring. Thinking she owes you some licensing fees on her loot, and you want a couple friends to help you haul the loot out in giant bags?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
Harley Quinn shakes her head, "That's disgusting. You should sue. Harvey Dent's a really good lawyer, I could totally hook you up. Like, with his legal advice, not his penis. Unless you're into that. I wonder if it's bisected, too! Like one teste is all crusty and burned and the other is all pink and smooth as a baby's bottom."

She blinks and shakes her head, "Nope, nope, didn't need to think about that. Cancel. Abort. Okay, so, if you want, yeah, Ivy's right, I'll go smack her bitch up."

Catwoman has posed:
Catwoman chuckles and nods, "Something like that..You're right, all the cats are coming out lately.." she sighs a bit tiredly, pulling off her visor. "For a while, it was touch and go, had a fever, aches, feral urges.." eyes narrow again, claws clenching at the table in annoyance at the memory. "She tried to turn me into her puppet and that's totally unforgivable!"

Catwoman relaxes again and smiles, nodding to Harley. "Hmm, don't think I need a lawyer yet, but I would like revenge..Looks like I'm not her only puppet, and she's got quite the following too. I'll need some muscle on this job, but the rewards will be great..Did I mention she's a cat burglar? Quite a successful one at that."

Poison Ivy has posed:
Ivy just shakes her head slowly and sighs out, "Harley, I don't think they let you keep your license to practice law if you become an actual villain... or... I mean... do they? It wouldn't actually surprise me that much..."

She glances over towards Selina and grins crookedly, "Wait, she's got followers, and is a cat burglar? ...Does she also wear a catsuit? Like, just how much is she infringing here? Because yeah, I think Harley might be right, we might need to smack her around, y'know, 'This town's not big enough for two cat burglars with low necklines' and stuff. I mean, we wouldn't let another clown or plant lover muscle in on our turf either, right?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
Harley Quinn nods, "That's right. I don't care if she's the bestest and most accomplished cat-themed burglar there is, I'll wallop her until her skull rattles just for you, tootsie. You're one of us, she ain't. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way!"

"I gotta be honest, the feral cat poison sounds kinda fun. Were you licking yourself a lot? Did you have to use a litterbox? Oh no, did you have to listen to that terrible Ted Nugent song?!? I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SUFFERING."

Catwoman has posed:
Catwoman nods slowly, looking quite serious. "Yes, unfortunately, it seems she wishes to impersonate me. Fortunately I've made a few..Allies, and they are smart enough not to fall for that.." she sighs tiredly. "Not sure what she's got planned next, but if you girls are in, then I can promise you there will be a big payout if you help me in taking this..CatLady down!"