12961/Derpy Doggo Does His Duty

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Derpy Doggo Does His Duty
Date of Scene: 05 April 2021
Location: Apartment A3 - Mackenzie - Mutant Town
Synopsis: Derpy doggo does his duty decorating the new dojo
Cast of Characters: Gambit, Wild Rose




Gambit has posed:
No-No-Bad-Dog-Get-That-Out-of-Your-Mouth, or Jack for short was enjoying the pleasant day. The sun was getting warmer, which meant his pet humans seemed more inclined to do important things like go out for walks in the Spring air, chase squirrels in the park, and feed him hotdogs. Today, both of his humans were together at "The Other Place". Jack liked The Other Place. There was pizza nearby, and Mommy seemed happy here, even though she worked hard and didn't like to throw balls or Frisbee's, and she left her feet monsters eat her feet for hours. Jack was an expert at hunting the feet monsters, but they just kept appearing no matter how many he slaughtered. Daddy didn't come to the Other Place too often. Usually he just came to the place Jack slept. But he was here now and that was good, even if he was banging things loudly. Maybe he would stay at the place Jack slept tonight. Then Jack might have Chinese. And Jack could hunt the foot monster's that stalked daddy..

Wild Rose has posed:
     Jack certainly seemed to be doing his duty by both his humans, barking in time with the banging of hammers, as if his yelps were the roars of an overseer cracking the whip over the slaves in his care. But these weren't slaves. These were His Humans. Mommy was particularly happy. This was good. Maybe she would let Daddy cook, and his supper wouldn't be Something A La Charbroil. He could show his appreciation by slaying the foot monsters that plagued them both. Yes! That's what he'd do! Meantime, he yipped, yapped, and danced about between their feet, making a general derpy nuisance of himself. Pardon--he was keeping them on their toes, and on task!

     Riana laughed, twirling around with a paint roller in hand, a few droplets of paint flung around randomly as she tries to keep up with the overly happy doggo underfoot. "Jack! Easy there, boy, I know you want to help but we've got this! Seriously!"

Gambit has posed:
Remy LeBeau smirks slightly as he watches a droplett of paint land on Riana's cheek as she dances around trying not to step on either the dog or his ridiculously long tail. He taps another thin nail into the wall, marking the stud for when they hang the massive mirrors. "Ah mean de ot'er option was leave 'im at yah place an' pray yah 'ad any shoes at all when yah got 'ome..."

Wild Rose has posed:
     "You mean that'd even be possible? I don't know how he does it, but short of putting my shoes on the top shelf of my closet, or in a lockbox, I just don't know what to do!" Riana dabs up the droplet of cream-colored paint off of her cheek, smirking and reaching over towards the bridge of Remy's nose, as if to anoint him with war paint. "Not much longer till this place is finished. It'll be perfect... hopefully I can give some kids around here the same chance I had."

Gambit has posed:
Remy LeBeau smirks just a little bit. "Maybe dat what Ah get yah foh yah birt'day. A foot locker. One of dose huge old fashioned 'eavy duty ones dat made ta survive a nucler bomb. Might take 'im hours ta get in." He says playfully. At her threat to paint his nose he gives her a deadly serious look and says "Do it, An Ah will put yah Jimmy Choo's right beside 'is doggie bed..."

Wild Rose has posed:
     "What Jimmy Choo's?" Riana grins at Remy, simply advancing one step closer, wriggling her paint-stained fingertip in his general direction. As per usual, Jack couldn't resist taking part in his human's little games, and he starts dancing about their feat, weaving in and out in a random sort of figure-eight pattern, yapping away quite happily. "Why, you little sh...!"

Gambit has posed:
Remy LeBeau doesn't move, as if daring her to come closer even as Jack plays and dances at their feet. "Pink bok," he says with a smirk. "Red ribbon... sittin' in de middle of yah bed, waitin' foh us to get back tonight. Sort of an Early birt'day present since Ah t'ought yah might want dem when Ah take yah out on yah actual birt'day... Or yah c'n pain' mah nose an' Jack gets a new chew toy foh yah evah get ta wear dem..."

Wild Rose has posed:
     "Well, that just means you get me a new pair, then, doesn't it?" Riana grins as she leans in and... kisses the tip of Remy's nose. No paint, no nothing, just a goofy, silly little kiss. "Besides, you -could- always be bluffing, n'est-ce pas?"

Gambit has posed:
Remy LeBeau grins and slides his arms around her, red on black eyes dancing with amusement. "Maybe... Probibly even, but yah gotta admit it's a damn powerful bluff, non?" he says. Then he kisses her. Lips to her's. slightly parted as he pulls her to him. His hand sliding...CRASH ...and Jack dances right into the paint tray, all four paws covered in paint... and the sound spooking him sending him running throughout the studio.

Wild Rose has posed:
     "JACK! NO! Not all over the nice wood fl... YOU FURRY LITTLE SH...!" And the chase begins again, with Riana having to tear herself away from Remy to chase after their derpy doggo, who seems intent on leaving his own brand of decor around the studio, in the form of pawprints and splatters all over the nice, new floor. And not only did his paws make it into the paint tray, but so did his tail. That impossibly long tail which, as always, seemed to be wagging the dog--and flinging paint -everywhere-....