13015/Deadpools super-secret mission to re-enter the school!

Deadpools super-secret mission to re-enter the school!
Date of Scene:	12 April 2021
Location:	Backyard - Xavier's School
Synopsis:	Deadpool told Jean about his boring day, and wasn't yeeted!
Cast of Characters:	Deadpool, Phoenix

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Deadpool has posed:
At first on the camera there is just a leg that is thrown over the wall after a bit of swearing, and effort the rest of Deadpool arives on the wall edge only to fall off it again on the school side with an "Umph". Why did they need such a tall wall, but he had finally gotten over it. It is a couple days since he disapeared but it is mid-day sun up no real hiding him as he lays there for a moment looking up at the sky. But before long he is back up again, on tipy-toes he starts moving back through the backyard towards the school whispering "sneak sneak sneak!" as he does so ignoring anyone out there as if he doesn't see them they can't see him!

Deadpool has seen better days, his outfit is in rags with bullets holes, slashes, blood, dirt, who knows what else but it is just a complete mess. He is unarmed again as his weapons were 'confiscated' by the people who too him, and he didn't really have time to stop them. Other then this he seems to be in great shape, fully healed, looking as fresh as the night he left. He chuckles to himself, "Oh Rogue is going to be so surprised..." thinking about sneaking from her into her room to yell 'boo' when she arives.

Phoenix has posed:
Inside the school, a silent alarm goes off.

As Wade creeps his way across the lawn, there's a quiet popping noise that comes from several points around him. Then an ominous whirr-chk followed by a hiss as small points of pink light illuminate a gridded pattern across the grass.

The lawn sprinklers all pop up and go off simultaneously.

Meanwhile, Jean is stepping out onto the back porch with a look hovering between irritation and amusement with one fingertip just leaving the side of her head. "Surprise." She states before adding, "We were making a plan to come and get you. Thanks for saving us the gas money. Budget and all."

Deadpool has posed:
Wade almost made it in his mind as he crosses the yard to the porch where she is standing.. There is a little 'essss" as he is cought and knows he is now soaking wet as well as wearing rags of an outfit. He glances at her and gives a half smile he speaks slowly as if someone were to a lion. "heeeeeey Jeaaaan." he holds his hands up. "I surrender.. Would you believe I have a good reason?" he thinks about it for a moment, "Well at least for the first part." he smiles a bit. "At least tell me Rogue is alright? I threatened her it wasn't her fault.. I am a scary individual" and grins at that thought. If that lady could do half of what she said there was no-way that could happen, but she had helped him out so it was the least he can do.

He looks at one of the porch chairs he takes a seat with a deep sigh, "Your going to want to sit down for this one... It is a doozy." he waves a hand to another chair and shakes his head. "I am going to guess Rogue told you about the first part.. Look before we get started... People shoot at me, and to stop them sometimes I need to... unlife them." he starts trying to explain as he did unlife quite a few people in the last couple of days. If he remembered right people like Jean didn't like that here in their school where that kind of thing can't be.

Phoenix has posed:
"She's fine." Jean assures him as she mentally kills the sprinklers. At least anything illicit or biological should be rinsed off now. "Worried, but, she'll be glad to know you're in one piece. She did tell Scott and I what had happened, including the lead up with trying to make off with one of the cars."

She gives him a minute to sit himself down while she takes a seat herself with one leg crossing over the other. "Look, I'm not going to scold anyone for defending themselves. I prefer not killing whenever possible, but I've been doing this long enough to know sometimes you don't have that option. Still, I'm curious as to *why* they were after you to begin with. From what Rogue said, it sounded personal. Or at least awhile in coming. So... who did you piss off this time?"

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool sighs, and looks down to where to start. "Well I talked to Illyana.. She visited by the way nice lady, but a little on edge." and chuckles at that like it is some internal joke. "Anyway... She told me she knew why my memories were gone. It was a curse, like magical hudo stuff that I just don't get, but that I should revisit the circus to find out why my memories were gone. Well I need my memories back Jean I can't stay this way it is really bad for everyone." he shakes his head composing himself again, as his voice took on a desperate crazy tone.

After a moment he continues, "So yes.. I was going to 'borrow' a car, and bring it back, but so you know what happened there.. skipping ahead. I guess when we went to the bar, which was to find the location of the circus, I had been there before I lost my memories so they were waiting or me. At first it was just a fan in a van. Then some crazy anti-mutant dude in a Semi.. You know standard night for me it seems. We were fine, but fighting them took too long and well others showed up." he looks at his hands again, "Apperently I had upset some general before I lost my memories, but I saw they were goverment their approach vectors, and standerd procedures are still there, so I told Rogue to run for it."

He laughs a little bit before continuing, "I know this place is secret, and she is strong but you can't mess with the goverment. That brings attention you don't want, so I surrendered let her escape and was dragged off to some super secret black site in the Bronx. Flew there actually while that general went on and on about the stuff he lost.. It was a rather boring trip.. one star." he stops looking up again. Any questions so far?

Phoenix has posed:
Jean doesn't look like she disagrees with the statement regarding Illyana and there's a faint noise from the woman. But, who's she to judge when she set that bar to a cosmic level difficulty? She loosely rests her hands in her lap with her fingers tapping lightly against one knee. There's a few points where she almost seems surprised, and that low grade anger stiffening her posture ebbs as he explains what happened.

"Well, I will say, thank you for keeping Rogue's safety in mind. She's fully capable in a firefight, but I understand that sometimes it's better not to fight at all and we definitely don't need government entities following anyone here."

Her eyes do glance towards the wall he crawled over before her eyes turn back to him. "So, how did you get out of there? And should I be expecting any visitors, sooner or later? And are we talking US government, foreign government, or shadow government?"

Deadpool has posed:
Wade laughs and hits his leg on that one. "Oh don't worry I killed everyone of them, besides.. There was no connection to the school to look into Rogue was never associated to even helping me so even if anyone looks into it they won't know." he holds up his hands, "But.. I haven't gotten to the best part.." he leans in and whispers.. "The Escape!" before he leans back actually excited. "Okay.. Okay.. Look they put me in this deep building I swear it was like fifteen floors down. But the General messes up.. He takes off my gag, so I ask him 'knock knock' after a bit of proding he says 'who is there' though who even says it that way." he shakes his head, "Anyway.. I killed him right there, and said no-one because they are all dead!" and he cracks up again like it was hallarious.

After a moment and seeing Jean doesn't share his sense of humor he holds up a hand, "Alright... Alright.. Anyway I had the keys I was going to go, but then I saw another mutant." he stops crossing his legs taking a thinker position. "So I thought.. What would good Deadpool do.. So I released him!" he smiles a bunch to that. "I Freed another mutant from captivity it was great Jean!" he stops thinking about it, "He was giant too.. Had this wierd leather that came out after he was free... Ju... " he says almost to himself, "Nothing can stop the Juggernaut.. Yea Juggernaut thats it!" he snaps as he thinks of the name.

Phoenix has posed:
Everything seemed to be going okay with Jean as he explains things. She may not laugh at his sense of humor, but she's not lecturing him on mass murdering shady government officials. But then Juggernaut comes up. The look on Jean's face first turns stony before looking like a pot about to boil over. Or a lit fuse approaching the stack of dynamite. Poor Scott's mind has to be lit up in that second with every vile description someone can drop. Maybe the Professor too.

Jean takes in a very slow and measured breath as she unclenches her teeth. "...okay. You /may/ get a pass on this as you can't seem to remember, but... Cain Marko is entirely the wrong man to be freeing from captivity, part of the reason being how difficult it is to put him back after he's plowed a swatch of destruction wherever he goes. The X-Men have been tangling with him since our earliest days."

"We're going to need to know everything you remember about that place and the people in it. If they were able to contain him, then this is something big. As for this curse, no stealing cars and running off on your own. We have and know several magic users. That's the point of being here, Wade. That's having people who can help you, not leave you to do things alone."

Deadpool has posed:
Wade looks just confused, "Yea that is what he said he nme was.. Oh... oooooooh." he shakes his head, "No.. tell me it isn't so. He was so nice we were BFF's.. He was using me the whole time!" and then he chuckles a bit, "That might be why he got the joke." then turns to look at Jean, "Hey look I had no idea you guys had beef.. So I wonder who they had the glass cell for.. Too bad it was empty," he shrugs a bit at that. Thinking about it he just shrugs again, "Whatever machine it was he tore it up like paper. I think he didn't want people to see what it was later, but maybe it was just really unconfortable. Now about that place.." he holds his hands up. "It is most likely gone already, or at least emptied out. They have had a two day head start, and it was... well a bit loud. I will tell ya what I can though I wouldn't hold much hope in that place."

He falls silent before standing up, and looking down to her. "You really don't get what this place is to me do you?" he gives a half grin, "No-one is trying to stab me, kill me, kidnap or melt me." he shakes his head, "I try to follow your rules to keep the peace, and I intend to continue doing so, but that is because this for now at least is my haven.. And I don't intend to use these people like tools like everyone out there is apperently trying to do to me." he grins looking inside. "It isn't I do things alone. I am just to toxic to help right now, and I still need to at least investigate that darn circus!" he starts moving towards inside. "But first I need a nap maybe try to figure out how to undo after I wake up." and gives a chuckle.

Phoenix has posed:
"Wade, I'm not saying grab one of the kids and go off on an adventure." Jean says with a quiet huff. "In fact, never do that. But us - the X-Men - we help one another. There's plenty of times we're all working out our own demons, but we know we have the team to help if we need. So if you want help in recovering your memories, let us know."

"As for this place, even if not much if left, it may be worth checking out." Jean remarks with a gesture of her hand. "We were just all hunted by an anti-mutant group wanting to cure us. If there's some government affiliated organization out there trying to capture us and keep us imprisoned, that merits looking into. At least to get a better idea of who is out there and what they want. So if you can recall where it was, or at least what landmarks were nearby, then the X-Men can go check it out. I wouldn't be surprised if Scott will want to talk later, but pass me that info and then I'll let you go get some rest.""

Deadpool has posed:
Wade stops at the door, "X-Men huh... well I need to get out that way anyway so when Scott gets back or whenever I will grab one of these X-People.. How am I supposed to reconize them." he says in a lower tone "From the normals" and laughs a bit. Sure prob every adult here was part of it, but maybe not and he did not want to drag some poor history teacher off to a bad situation. Then again.... He grins to himself thinking about this, but then breaks his thoughs back to the conversation at hand.

Turning he waits for her reply then gives a wave... "Thanks.. I can go whenever but if I go more then two days you get cranky-pool." and laughs to himself loudly inside as he walks back through the kitchen to wherever he can find a place to camp out. Maybe he will make it to his room, but he has been known to find small places to hide. It will work out either way as Wade leaves to go find rest, or as least as close as he gets to it.

Phoenix has posed:
"Just come to Scott or I, that'll be the easiest." Jean replies as she gets up out of her own chair. "Then we can relay things to the others if we need."

She lets him head for the door and seems to trail along behind to head that way herself. "If there's anything about this group that you remember, let one of us know. In the meantime, help yourself to the leftovers in the fridge and get some rest. We'll talk later. And Wade, I'm glad to see you got out of there - Juggernaut friend aside."