13236/Deadpool, and Vampires who will bite it first, either way lets hope it doesn't suck.

Deadpool, and Vampires who will bite it first, either way lets hope it doesn't suck.
Date of Scene:	09 May 2021
Location:	Ethan's Costume Shop, Sunnydale (TBD)
Synopsis:	DP killed a few Vamps, and made a new friend! His collection is growing, soon it will be almost as many as are in his freezer.
Cast of Characters:	Deadpool, Spike

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Deadpool has posed:
It is night in Sunnydale, and all the good people are sleeping, or just about to get off of work. Inside the small double room Costume Shop the teller sits at the front with the two rooms behind him full of different looking people though they seem to be putting on costumes, and tossing down the ones they don't like wasting them on the floor. The teller ignores this hoping they will leave him alone as they had already threatened him once the black eye showable.

All around the shop the other stores are already closed, thankfully only this poor individual was left maybe if you knew the people behind him, for dinner. Though this scene is interupted, suddenly by a "Brrrr.. Brrrr!" mechanical noise, and echoing through the night is a "I am the darkness... I am horror... I am the Darkness that strikes in the night.. I AM DEADPOOL!" and he comes out from behind a wall with a chainsaw as he had already snuck up on the small group.

The man is dressed head to toe in black, and red garb as he wields a patched together chainsaw in his hands. He seems to be enjoying himself as he laughs maniachly at the very confused vampires inside the store that are still not sure what they are seeing. Deadpool looks at them.. "Oh you are fucked.." and then just laughs again reving his chainsaw extra loud just to have some fun with it.

Spike has posed:
Spike was out and about, walking, since he hadn't managed to scare anyone enough for gas money lately, and while Bludhaven was a big city, he mostly kept to the Sunnydale area. Besides, it was good exercise. Kept him fit. Of course, the smoking habit didn't jive too well with the fitness mindset. But then, he was a vampire, and didn't need to breath air, so it was best not to think about such things.

As he was out walking, he heard a chainsaw coming from the local costume shop. Curious, he opened the unlocked door, there was a sign still lit up suggesting it was open, and he didn't really mean to, but he just sort of stood there, watching, getting a feel for the situation, and inadvertently blocked the door for any vampire that wanted to flee.

He was no friend to the vampires, but the lunatic with the chainsaw was a new one. Deciding to be the good Samaritan, since Buffy would like that, he called out, "park's next door if you wanna play lumberjack. Now, why don't you leave these good people," and looking at the vampires, "or not so good people, alone."

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool stopped holding the chainsaw as the people inside are walking out towards him. He hears him called out, but he is distracted as he is talking to himself.. "No.. No.. I can't use darkness twice like that." he shakes his head to himself. He glances up and see's Spike in the doorway.. "Excuse me.. one moment." and will chainsaw down and away so not to acidently hit anyone as he looks to start to try to move pass still a few feet in away from the door, as he says to the others, "I messed it up lets start over." though the others were still following him.

After a moment of this he just sighs, "No... Looks like we are going to have to do it in here." as one of them approach, in a burst of speed. It seems the man is unable to keep up as he turns to face the vamp but the arm that was moving forward stuck through him. The vampire just smiles happy he was able to shut up this crazy man even wiggles the fingers. Though something wierd happens when Deadpool's arm whips up with the chain-saw and 'Brrrr' right through the thing as it turns to dust infront of him.

"Ouch" says Deadpool a bit out of air as two more approach, but strangly his wound where a clawed hand stuck out.. Is already healed on the outside. The man had already healed though it seemed to know the breath away. He still had the chainsaw, and this close one could see 'Betsy' written on the side of it.

Spike has posed:
Spike watches, blinking several times, and even says aloud, "I don't remember getting stoned. Could it have been something in the beer, or maybe it was the onion flowers," and he just trails off as he thinks about what he's had that might have been spiked, no pun intended.

The other vampires wanted out, a few of them heading for the doorway that Spike was blocking, and spike staked the first one to try and barge past him. "Pick your poison boys, me, or the big red over there."

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool looks over at Spke, then at the vampires.. "Is Ann Rice over there with you?" then as the ultimatium is given he shakes his head, "No.. doesn't seem so." and revs the chainsaw as they decide to split apart, one each as they don't seem to be that smart either. Of course the one going after Deadpool strikes right away, hard as the man falls to the floor. It is followed by a kick that sounds like it breaks multiple bones but as the man slides to a halt. He holds up a floppy arm, "I let ya do that.." he says as he is getting up the vampire just punches him down again. "And.. thwat.." though it sounds messed up.

As he is getting up again the man punches, but this time it was expected, and you witness an acrobatic display as the man turns his body with it spinning and whipping around a chainsaw cutting into the back of the vampire as it yells out. Of course now that he was in its back it couldn't get away. The one that had stoped to try to 'show you' has been otherwise distracted by this fight and is not really looking at you more in worry about what is going on. It glances at you, and if it isn't stop will go help its associate.

Currently Deadpool is chaining into the back, he does see the other person, and you though he seems to be smiling widely as if he is having just the best time. "Comon Miss Rice... Lets finish this or you going to miss out on this fun?" and looks at the other one.

Spike has posed:
Spike liked a good fight, but these guys weren't really much of a fight in his estimation. And the nutter with the chainsaw wasn't helping to make it a challenge for Spike. He still had the stake in his hand, but managed to stare down the vampire who had been thinking of trying for the door. The young vampire decided to take his chances by helping his friend, and went for one of Deadpool's katanas, assuming of course he can manage to unsheathe it.

Spike just folded his arms, stake still in hand, "wise choice," and he watched the antics of the lunatic, and the younglings. And then something caught his eye. Moving away from the door, but not that far, he picked up a blonde wig from a mannequin, long blond hair. He felt it, and nodded his head up and down in the affirmative.

Deadpool has posed:
As the other comes Deadpool turns to finish off the other one as his sword is taken out of strap on his back deciding to take care of the downed vampire instead of worrying just yet about the other. As he dusts the other vampire the one behind him actually cuts the head off Deadpool himself with one quick swipe as the sword is really well made to do just that. The body of the 'masked man' falls and lays there on the head the vampire that did it taking a couple of steps back in amazement.. He did it.. He really did it. Spike can see the body laying there motionless as maybe he just spotted the first fatality of the heros.

Then an arm reaches out from under the body, it has the head in its hands it reataches the head eyes closed right where it is supposed to be. The vampire is stunned, worried as he couldn't do that. He looks at Spike for some help here realizes who it is then looks back at the body as it stands back up one hand holding the head on his body so the rest could reatach though he seemed to move a bit wierd.. loose. until the eyes flick open on the mask again.. Staring at the Vampire.

The vampire drops the sword running at Spike it impales itself on the wooden spike in his hands acidently turning to smoke other then dealing with... that.

Spike has posed:
Seeing the vampire actually kill the lunatic, Spike is shaken from his not caring to say, "well, shit" in utter surprise. The maniac seemed to have things in hand before that. And then it reattaches, giving the vampires, Spike included, horror film vibes. Spike barely noticed the vampire running into his spike, at least until it dusted himself.

Afterwards, Spike brushed the dust off himself and his coat, "neat trick. So, what are you, demon, mutant, bitten by radioactive army ant, dipped in a vat of chemicals, struck by lighting and had chemicals splash on you?" There was something special about Deadpool, but Spike didn't know what it was, and for the first time since he entered the shop, he was starting to care, just a little.

Deadpool has posed:
As the other goes the mask smiles, and looks up at spike.. He tilts his head, moving his arm of course, he speaks though his voice starts raspy it gets better after a moment. "Thanks.. I like to give the young ones a chance." he chuckles a bit looking at his chainsaw now soaked in ashes, he sighs a bit looking at any damage done as it had worked well choping through the necks of those things. "Don't remember to be honest.. Witches curse it turns out. WIllow is helping me out so I am helping Buffy clear a few spots she may of missed." finally he takes his hand off his head and it doesn't seem to be falling though he does look ready to catch it.

He smiles a bit, "Did you see his face there..," he makes a mock scared face and laughs again a bit too much then stops.. "It was funny.. Right?" he holds up his chainsaw not in a wielding manner just to make sure we all know its still there.. "Right?" he asks a bit more seriously.

Spike has posed:
Spike thinks he had it right the first time. Someone must have spiked his food, because he felt like he was very stoned. But he did hear Willow and Buffy in there, and the man did kill vampires, even if it was unorthodox, so whatever he was, however much was missing, at least he was on Buffy's side, and that was good in Spike's book. "You don't remember?"

"Right, spots that might have been missed..." he was thinking, and had an amusing idea, "did she tell you about the warehouse on Eastman and Laird? Big vampire nest over there, you ought to go check it out." There was a vampire nest there, but the main reason Spike was mentioning it is that the guy who ran the place owed him some money, enough that it bothered Spike, but not enough that he'd go there and take it out of the guy's hide. But sending a lunatic with a chainsaw, that seemed just right.

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool nods, "Not a thing.. well I remeber how to do stuff.. Breath, speak, plant explosives so it is a shaped charge, you know standard stuff." he shrugs a bit putting the now turned off chainsaw against his body holding it with one arm. "I am guessing I was some sort of army guy.. would explain the." he waves a hand over himself as in the regeneration thing. "Some super soldier gone wrong.. That and the general that try to kidnap me, but I killed him so I kinda lost that lead." he adds in a disapointed voice.

He glances over, "Ya know in Gotham someone would of narced already.. I kind of like this town." he grins at spike. "Now I like you, you might of given me good intel so this is what I am going to do." he lowers the chainsaw and smiles at him. He restarts it, "If you don't know the password.. I am going to give you a five minute head start..." he tilts his head, "See I been watching people breath.,, And well you heard some names I am not sure I can let you walk away from this." he shrugs, "Look I am sorry.. it isn't anything personal I will still go take care of that place for ya afterwards."

Spike has posed:
And things just got serious again. That was a threat. Spike doesn't take too kindly to threats. And he didn't know the password. The Scoobies, if they had such things, never clued him in on things like that. Maybe it was because he didn't actually care. "Look, the only password I know is 1-2-3-4-5, same as the combination on your luggage." Yes, he just referenced Spaceballs.

"But, if you want to throw down, it's your funeral. Something's telling me you aren't reforming if I bury your head in the Great Swamp, an arm in the Gotham River, another in the Hudson, and the rest of you between Westchester, Bergen, and Nassau."

Deadpool has posed:
Wade nods sadly, and looks at his watch he pushes a timer on it and nods sadly. "It seems that is not the right one. See I gave Buffy a password so that I know who not to go after. She said she had some vamp friends in town, and I don't want to accidently chop any of them." he gives him a nod, "Not a bad idea, but tried it already... Ended up a bit fishy, but here I am.. If you could end me I think I might have to start it over just that." he says sounding a bit sad about it.

There had been some rough scrapes, but none of them ended him only delayed him he looks at Spike. "I am the curse that no-one can stop.. Now I am being nice here giving you the time ya need." he glances at the door, "If you feel like running I won't stop ya. I figure you vamps can move quick." he smiles with a bit. "You sure you don't want to take up the offer? I mean these young ones I don't even give them that anymore."

Spike has posed:
Spike swore under his breath at hearing the plural friends, "Angel," and rolled his eyes. He didn't feel like getting into a fight with a guy who could put his severed head back on. It was a late and he was a bit peckish. So he decided to explain, "Look, name's Spike, I got this chip in my head, there's another vampire called Angel, who was cursed with a soul, this whole gypsy thing, and there's a third one, Thomas Raith, who claims to be a vampire, but he's not really one, just some incubus poser. Also Hannibal King, Michael Morbius, and you know what, if they're a vampire who isn't me, kill 'em. Easier that way."

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool listens and nods, "Makes sense.. No I think he was there too. Though.. maybe I have heard that name before." he sighs a bit as he thinks this fight would actually be good sure it would hurt a lot, but he might actually have to use a wooden spike. He looks at the man wanting to go, just rearing to fight Spike because he could be a tough opponent that could 'kill him' for a while. Though he sighed again as he mentioned more names he knew. "Alright.. let me ask you this.. and if you answer it correctly then I know you can be at least allowed to leave."

He looks at him, "Now.. if you answer this wrong.. I am going to have to kill you right here.. right now.." he revs the chainsaw to be sure he gets the point. He looks at him very seriously, "What is the currency they use.. in mexico." then silence as he looks at the man seriously waiting to see what his answer is going to be,

Spike has posed:
Spike looks at him as if he had been asked what is one plus one. He very slowly says, "the peso," confused as all hell.

Deadpool has posed:
Wade nods slowly, "Is it... That makes sense." he says lowering the chainsaw again.. "Dang it... well I guess this time I will just ask the others to make sure." he grumbles a bit "Never get to have any fun." and kicks some dirt of the ground. "If your lieing to me though.. I am coming for you, and no chainsaw. Oh no.. for those it is a high powered rifle." he grins at the man. "They never see it coming just blah blah pop! It is awesome" and cackles with delight.

He holds up a hand, "Alright.. Alright.. You can go." he stops the timer. "Good thing too you only had thirty seconds left." he says with a laugh, joking... or is he as he looks at ya with that dopy grin on his face it prob wasn't.

Spike has posed:
Spike decides that he will warn Buffy of this lunatic, the little bit, Willow too, but not Xander, because nobody cares about Xander. "Right..." he finally says, and backs out of the door, not wanting to turn his back on the maniac. And he would be out the door if not molested or prevented, ready to disappear into the city at large. It wasn't often that Spike was left speechless, but it wasn't every day that he got to spend some time with Deadpool.