13402/Hay there!

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Hay there!
Date of Scene: 30 May 2021
Location: Horse Stables - Xavier's School
Synopsis: Good advice from Deadpool for Xavier's resident cat mutant.
Cast of Characters: Jax Miller, Deadpool




Jax Miller has posed:
    As May starts to draw to a close, and the ever dreaded finals are getting closer, every student has their own way of dealing with the stress of last minute study. Some prefer to hit the books hard, some join study groups and some just plain prefer solitude. Let's see now, where would a humanoid cat go? Warm place, check. Not too many people, check. Friendly beasts that soothe the nerves, check.

    Awkward spot where people usually don't check? Oh, double check.

    And so Jax can be found, laying full length on the beams of the rafters in a comfortable spot he clearly prepared for some time. There's a few notebooks with actual study notes, a tablet with most of the actual study materials on it, and an assortment of pillows and snacks. All perched precariously well above the stables, over a sheer drop. In short, perfect spot for a cat.

Deadpool has posed:
From the halls where everyone gives him a wide bearth looking around the school, not really lost, but more seeing whats out there he stumbles across a path he hasn't taken. He realixes there isn't many people this way, but is curious as he wonders into the stables. He is in full outfit head to toe covered in black, and red and it actually looks in good shape again. The holes stiched closed, the burnt or melted areas replaced it was like an almost new suit. Though where there would be guns, and swords were empty on the belt was a little waterbottle that hung down. He hadn't needed to use it, but it was nice to have just incase.

As he wonders in he first smells, then see's the horses and smiles the expression on his mask changing. Of course as he enters the Animals smell him too, and that little part in the back of their brain says.. danger.. as they don't start to run or anything, but just nervious as they all would start to realize he is there. Though to Deadpool he doesn't seem to mind approaching the first one he stares at it, though who knows what is going on in his mind as he stops and gives out a noise that says Neigh mixed with some chomping sounds. Of course this just confuses the poor thing as it neighs in that do I run sound of coution.. Which makes the man laugh, "Wow... Someone can't take a joke."

Jax Miller has posed:
    "It's just that you have the worst accent." comes the voice from up near the roof, as a head peers over the side of the rafters, ears half tilted up. That's one large cat... a cat that talks. "Guess they just don't know what to make of you."

    The head disappears for a moment and then legs swing into view, clad in normal clothes, with a pair of odd custom made sneakers in the colors of the Buffalo Bills, and soon enough Jax can be seen perching casually on the beam, as if it's the most comfortable seat in the house. "And she's got a great sense of humor, for a horse, but it helps if you bribe her with an apple first."

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool keeps looking at the horse but chuckles, "Fair enough.. I think they can smell it or something. Or see it.." he tilts his head looking at the horse looking at him. "It happends with most animals so it can't just be a coincidence" then he sighs as he thinks if he pushes it anymore the animals might rise up against him, and turns to look well up to see the large cat person moving a bit so he could look up.

He tilts his head in confusion, thinking before he says his next thing, as he has been warned many times he settles with. "Tell me you weren't bite by some giant radioactive cat.." and nods. "I don't think we have met, they call me Wade. What are you doing up there?" the horses happier now he has taken a few steps away from them, he doesn't seem to be talking to them anymore surprised that someone else was out here though does finish the thought. Looking down he puts a hand on his chin like he is thinking aout it.. "What is the size of the mice they get around here."

Jax Miller has posed:
    There's a laugh from up there, and Jax shaking his head. "Nah, I was born like this. Wouldn't want it any other way." And next comes a packet of beef jerky, sailing down after an impressively accurate throw. "Name's Jax, Jax Miller. Good to meet you Wade."

    After the beef jerky, Jax himself comes down from the rafters, much like any cat would... just dropping the whole way without worrying about the landing, which doesn't seem to bother him in the slightest. His head tilts with a grin, and his ears tilt with it. "If you're a teacher, I'm sorry I'm not in your class."

Deadpool has posed:
It falls, and when it gets close a hand swipes it out of the air and looks at it with a grin. "Well Jax I am no teacher.. Turns out I am the one and only mental patient." and he gives a bit of a laugh though he does raise his mask up to take a bit of the Jerky. The part you can see of the bottom chin, and neck is horribly scarred, and deformed looking just messed up though after he takes a bite he covers it again not seeming bugged by it at least. "Though I think I would have a class on how to remove that stick.. So you can enjoy things a little." and nods considering it.

He then stops.. "Wait.. no not suppused to say things like that... Check." and then grins again. "Lets just say my life is a little more gray then normal." then he stops talking for a minute, and grins the mask showing the expression though he nods like he hears a voice no-one else does. "A bit more cracked.. yea thats it exactly." though he doesn't clarify. "Enough about us.. me I mean." he eyeshifts though continues, "What about you.. Aren't you supposed to be back there with the others in your little circles, and clicks, whatever you school kids do?" looking around a bit at the place.

Jax Miller has posed:
    There's no real reaction aside from a swish of the tail when Jax gets a glimpse of what's under the mask. Maybe there's a slight twitch to the ear as well, but the body languages is subtle. Not subtle enough for those who know what to look for, naturally, but he doesn't recoil or pass comment. Seems he has his own beef jerky, helping himself to a bit before answering with a shrug.

    "Everyone's studying, everyone's nervous. It's all a bit too serious for me right now. Nah, I'll go back when everyone's freaking out and cheer 'em up. Just cat things, y'know?" And that is said with another grin and a wink.

Deadpool has posed:
As he continues to chew on his Jerky he grins, "Well for some Jerky I will give ya some advice." he takes another bite then continues. "Do what ya want, or can.. But watch out for those its your destiny types out there. They are always trouble." he nods thinking about it. No-one has had a good time with those, and it was a danger for people with 'powers' at times. He turns and looks at the horses, "Look it was good meeting ya, but if I stay here.. They are going to rebel." the horses just did not like him at all.

He turns and starts walking away again then stops, "Oh.. another thing stay away from the Catnip... Just say no." and laughs turning to walk away again heading towards the exit out.