14201/Big Time Hero Babes

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Big Time Hero Babes
Date of Scene: 16 March 2022
Location: The Jersey Shore
Synopsis: She-Hulk and Diana meet while working on some beach clean-up
Cast of Characters: Wonder Woman, She-Hulk




Wonder Woman has posed:
The situation isn't so much an emergency as it is a huge task. A recent hurricane caused by the Weather Wizard shattered several large ships. While the Justice League successfully took him and his allies down, massive debris remains on the beach. The call has gone out for heroes to help clean up and Wonder Woman was among the first to volunteer.

She casually hefts an engine the size of a city bus over her head, flying up into the air and throwing it into a massive disintegration unit set up by STAR Labs, dusting her hands in satisfaction at the finish.

"Holy cow, it's She-Hulk!" one of the regular worker calls and Wonder Woman turns to see the arrival of the Emerald Avenger.

She-Hulk has posed:
     Superheroes are busy, especially superheroes like She-Hulk who keep a robust dayjob as a partner at a successful law practice. But you know, this sort of stuff is good PR and not to mention a great workout. And so in her leotard and workout garb she's out here hauling steel beams and dragging 2 ton anchor chains up out of the surf to coil up. But when someone calls out and some claps and cheers start she puts up her hand and laughs a hearty chest-shaking laugh, "Hey, thanks, I'm just here to help, no need to make a big deal out of it." She flashes a grin and says, "Besides, I'm only like a B-List superhero. I hear Wonder Woman is around here somewhere, she's the A-Squad!"

Wonder Woman has posed:
Diana Prince flies down to land next to She-Hulk, her arms crossed over her eagle-armored chest, "Now, now, I disagree strongly. I would say She-Hulk is one of our premiere heroes, both in the fight for justice and in the court of law," she says.

"Good to see you out and about, Ms. Waters," she says, offering a hand in greeting. "Good to meet you properly in person. The Avengers-JLA summits are so formal and Tony Stark never lets anyone else get a word in edgewise," she says with a grin.

She-Hulk has posed:
     When someone lands nearby, Jennifer twists her torso around in profile to get a look at who it is. Spotting the famous golden armored Amazon she nods her head and gives a wry smile, quipping off the cuff, "See folks, she even beats me in modesty contests!" And then waving away at the regular workers she crosses over to bridge the gap with confident strides, offering what would on a mortal be a crushingly confident grip, pumping the offered hand and saying, "Don't feel the need to be formal with me. Jennifer is fine. Or I guess She-Hulk - that's what it says on the promo posters." She puts both hands on her hips with her chest out and head up (this is classic hero pose stuff guys) and says, as to Tony's loquaciousness, "I always assumed that's why Batman only growls out a single word at a time, to make up for Tony!"

Wonder Woman has posed:
Diana Prince smiles, "I think he's wary of voice recognition software, so he tries not to say too many words in public," she says. "He's very paranoid, but I guess I would be if I had to protect Gotham, too."

"Jennifer is good. And you ccan call me Diana, of course," she says.

"I'm glad you could come out to help. I think more cooperation between heroes is needed. Especially women. You know, you would be welcome to visit Themyscira sometime. My sisters would be all too happy to give you a warm welcome and a good workout if you're in need of sparring partners."

She-Hulk has posed:
     "Themyscira, just what I've always wanted, an island vacation." Jennifer seems like she's joking of course, the mystical island of the Amazons far from being a spring break destination like Cabo, "And pleased to meet you more closely in person Diana, I'd love to actually. Not all of us can be...." She looks your fit form over for a moment, "Goddesses like you! Some of us have to pump a little iron." And as if to prove her words, she moves over to work while she talks, hefting up the twisted remains of a 200lb flood door with one hand and tossing it up in the air towards the disintegration beam.

Wonder Woman has posed:
Diana Prince smiles, "I am very lucky with my gifts, it's true. The gods endowed me mightily. But the Greeks did invent the gymnasium, so I still go every now and then, usually for a run or a swim or just to show cameraderie with my teammates," she says.

She walks over and grasps the remnants of a dingy that has been splintered, hefting it up over her head and tossing it up into the disintegrator. "And it could very much be a vacation. Our spas are to die for."

She-Hulk has posed:
     Jennifer has to stifle a somewhat immature snort at that first sentence. Yes, the Gods definitely mightily endowed Diana indeed! Shaking her head and dusting her hands off she says, "Well, consider me convinced. Do they take Amex points for flights to the island?" She bends over at the waist, leaning down and grabbing ahold of one end of a huge long beam that ran through the spine of the ship, starting to yank it out of the sand and water, passing it back towards Diana to guide as she pulls. "Anyway, up to anything fun lately? Or have any good superheroics stories? I love being a partner at the law firm but I gotta tell you, I'm sort of ready for a good brawl."

Wonder Woman has posed:
Diana Prince laughs softly, "No regular airlines go there as of yet - my mother is still not particularly keen on visitors from Man's World en masse. But there are private planes that can take you there. Invisible ones, even," she says.

"I know the feeling. Things have been quiet lately, other than this throwdown with Weather Wizard, but he isn't particularly potent beyond a few lightning bolts. Too much quiet makes me concerned, though - it means someone is likely planning something. Maybe we should go looking for trouble - I'm sure there are a few escaped supervillains we could track down and bring to justice. I'll ask Batman to check his database for someone we can take down together."

She-Hulk has posed:
     "That reminds me, I met the craziest guy the other day. He called himself The Goo Gun. One of these mad scientist types? I was like 'what'? Apparently he said he was named after his gun. Isn't that the dumbest thing you've ever heard? Shouldn't the gun be named afteer his villain name?" She laughs another of those hearty chest-shaking laughs that starts from deep in her belly and then says, "Yeah, my preferred methods of contact should be in the database, if you ever have something you want some backup on, I'm thrilled to go in with you!"

Wonder Woman has posed:
Diana Prince winces, "Ugh. I do not want any villains trying to put their 'goo' on me. Why must they be disgusting? It makes me want to throw them harder than I should," she sighs. "The only thing worse are the ape ones. The ape ones are always trying to kiss me. You're not my type, Grodd!" she says.

"Then I will absolutely be in touch when we have someone worth slapping back and forth between us," she smiles.

She-Hulk has posed:
A big green mitt of a hand waves back and forth, "Oh it was just this sticky weird green slime stuff. It trapped people against the walls like glue. Honestly, it wasn't that bad. I've had worse." She then nods her head and grins, offering her hand out again, "That's a deal" Then the sound of cracking steel wires snapping and whipping around breaks out from a little down the beach and she grunts, "Sounds like one of us should get that, I'm on it!" And then she turns around - though she can't fly her muscles are powerful enough that a squat and then a broad jump sends her hundreds of yards down the beach in a moment's skip.