15000/Power Bows and Chimichangas

Power Bows and Chimichangas
Date of Scene:	26 April 2023
Location:	Lincoln Park
Synopsis:	Attacked by Putty Patrollers, a Power Ranger comes to the rescue.
Cast of Characters:	Deadpool, Pink Ranger

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Deadpool has posed:
It was a light and stormless day, it was the worst of times, it was the best of times, and our anti-hero, the Merc with the Mouth, which was not sewn shut, was hiking along the Lincoln Park trail, using a putter that he had... borrowed... earlier, as a walking stick.

Dressed all in black and red, he looked nothing like the Ranger, though when looking through a telescope from space, perhaps he could be confused for Jason, or whomever was wearing the red suit these days.

Suddenly, he looked up, as if it were cheaper to film the effect that way. Men in grey spandex, with oversized rock-like gloves, boots, underwear, and masks, were doing somersaults overhead, while making wobbly noises.

"Gray on gray, and me without my banjo?" He made a clearing noise with his throat, "why are, there so many, songs about rainbows, and what's on, the other, side?"

Pink Ranger has posed:
Angry space creatures that sound like pissed off turkeys wasn't likely to be the first thing that many a person thought of, but for Kimberly? It was -almost- a chore, or a sidedish to deal with the things all the time. Still, the Pink Ranger was sent out into the woods to investigate the energy signature.

A flash of colored and crackling energy and the pink nano-armor (that was totally not spandex) was headed towards the creatures location.

Deadpool has posed:
The Putty Patrollers wobbled and they gobbled, but they didn't blow this Merc down. Waving their hands about, almost as if they were repeating their motions, they would surround Deadpool. This was not a wise move. He was armed with a wide variety of weapons, both bladed and ranged.

The flash or pink crackling electric energy caught their attention, with one of them in front turning away from Deadpool, and looking at her. Which was just the moment that a katana came crashing down on its skull... and there was a resounding clang! Energy sparks flew off as metal hit metal, and now it was Deadpool who was wobbling, all that kinetic energy being shot back through his katana, into his gloved hands, and his arms, "what are you?" He asked.

The putties broke off, forming two groups, one heading for the Pink Ranger, and the others ganging up on Deadpool. Climbing out of them as if it were a rugby lineout, "hey, nice skirt. Not enough heroines wear skirts these days. Everybody has to wear pants!"

Pink Ranger has posed:
Odds are that the patrollers were either sent to cause havok to either bait out Rangers, cause general problems or maybe they had legitimately mistaken the merc for a ranger. Still, it wasn't really working well for them as that bladed weapon clashed with the constructed soldier.

A sudden surge of glowing energy arrows piercing through one of the figure's head and shattering him into...what looked like stone chunks, Kimberly had her bow raised as the creatures head towards her.

"Uh...thanks?" the Pink ranger offered, even if she was technically wearing both before she lept into the melee with the putties headed her way.

Deadpool has posed:
"Pink lasers? So you're definitely not G.I. Joe or Cobra, because they use red and blue lasers. And theirs come out of guns, not bows and arrows. Did Hawkeye finally get some funding?" Turning to his other weapons, Deadpool started shooting at the putties. But his were bullets, which if you know anything about most guns, firearms and rock isn't a great combination.

He even got hit by the ricochet of a few of them. One went through his hand, "ouch, mother hugging tree chucker!" And then he paused, blinking, "I guess that's better than the bleeps."

Pink Ranger has posed:
The problem with putties was indeed that they were literally made of magically enhanced rock and clay. That's why one required powers to really fight them hand to hand. At least she'd managed not to get hit by a stray round from Deadpool's attempt. "A what now?" she questions lightly, before ducking under a swing at her back, twisting and driving her elbow into the stomach of the creature. "I'm a Power Ranger!"

Well...unless one is a canadian citizen? They might not even know what that meant.

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool had tried his katana, and was seriously worried about the state of its edge. He knew it had come through thick and thin so far, but "There better not be damage to my katana, putzie. Do you have any idea how hard it is to smuggle one of these babies out of Japan? The guns are fine, I can get them at any old Walmart, post office, or playground, but katanas, come on!"

Having tried that, and the guns, he now switched to hand to hand combat. And was mostly human, but he was also a surprisingly skilled fighter. He just ignored most of the lessons whenever it suited him. Watching her fight was something to behold. "Way to go Power Ranger, you go girl!"

Pink Ranger has posed:
Okay, she hadn't noticed the injuries Deadpool had suffered and then 'unsuffered' promptly, but the comment brought Kimberly turning around, a bolt of burning plasma energy shaped like an arrow that flew from her Power Bow. "Okay...who the heck -are- you?" she finally manages before spinning around to club the next putty down with the limb of the metal bow.

Yeah...she'd fought these things before, it was plain to see.

"Did you just go hiking armed like some Yakuza Nightmare?"

Deadpool has posed:
"I'm Deadpool, the loveable scamp, the Crimson Comedian, the Regeneratin' Degenerate, the Merc with the Mouth, perhaps you've heard of me?" It was quite the show, seeing her take out the putties with skill and grace. He was just holding his own, fighting them, breaking bones, his, but he did manage to flip one over, and immediately winced, crying about his back, "what are these guys, made or stone?" And when she asked if he just go hiking like some Yakuza Nightmare, he snapped his fingers through his glove, easier said than done, "you have heard of me!"

Pink Ranger has posed:
Perhaps if it was a bunch of criminals, mercenaries or similar Deadpool would probably have had the lead. Familier foes and like that. Still, eventually the putties around her were wiped out and Kimberly lifts her weapon to take aim beneath the visor of her helmet. "Pretty much." She offers before loosing the arrow.

"Well...magic alien clay but....stone is easier."

Deadpool has posed:
Soon, she would finish off the last of the putties, one of which was on top of Deadpool, with that gold club that he had been using as a walking stick separating them. He had two hands on it, and for some reason, the putty did as well. But the energy arrow saw to it, shattering it into the composite rocks, which left him coughing and very dusty, "thank you, Power Ranger, for saving me from... rock monsters. How can I ever make it up to you?"