15031/After work Relax !

After work Relax !
Date of Scene:	04 May 2023
Location:	Josie's Bar, Clinton
Synopsis:	Killers in a lawyer bar.. talk about twist ending to a day!
Cast of Characters:	She-Hulk, Elektra, Deadpool

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She-Hulk has posed:
Legal Ease Bar & Grill jens a favorite place and also a place that ALOT of fellow law people frequent after work. She herself is here as well herself as she-hulk because, well she didn't bring a change of clothes to work today, so she's in her suit enjoying a beer and grumping to herself about not bringing a chance of clothes so she can't enjoy the achool.

Elektra has posed:
Elektra has a tendency to appear and disappear for great lengths at a time. She has not been seen around her usual haunts in some time, and certainly the last time she bumped into Jennifer was when she wrote up a will, listing, among other things, The Hugo Foundation and Matt Murdoch as beneficiaries. Now, after a long absence, she is back in town, ready to resume whatever business she is involved in.

But first, there is the matter of a drink and relaxation after a long day. She slips into the bar, dressed in a red silk blouse and black jeans. Simple, elegant, dark gaze sweeping the area for a place to sit. Eventually she finds a seat near Jen at the bar, and slips on it, ordering a couple of hard iced teas.

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters is just sitting at the bar, mostly enjoying the flavor of her drink, when she hears the hard ice teas, not something a lot of lawyers order, well some do, but she looks over, and then her eyes go wipe, followed by the oh crap look on her face .. She cocks her head " Elektra.. Fancy running into you here " . She sighs " Your not gonna try and kill me, are ya?Cause I like this bar and if it gets wrecked cause of a fight, I'm gonna be upset ".

Elektra has posed:
Elektra accepts the tea, taking her time to sip it slowly, thirstily as it is rather hot outside. "Mmm.." she sighs, carefully wiping her mouth with a napkin, taking her time before glancing at Shulk, arching a brow. She seems familiar, but at the time she wasn't all shulked out. Not that her alter ego is a secret really.

"Jennifer Walters. It was a pleasure doing business with you..How many years was that now?" she tilts her head, smirking slightly as she crosses her legs, "Please. Do I look like a possessed insane killer?"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Lifts an eyebrow and gives that yeah right look. She even turns to the side " She's kidding, right? " . She turns back to Elektra " I dunno. My track record for people trying to kill me has been rather high lately, so my radar might be off " .

     She thinks, "I think it was a year or two ago. Maybe you updated your will if I remember. I don't really do that kinda law anymore, but I remember ". She leans that large frame onto the bar " if you're not here to make a mess of my day what brings you to this little lawyer bar in new.. " She sighs " your looking for matt, arn't ya " .

Elektra has posed:
Elektra smirks, clearly amused. "Mm, why would people be trying to kill you, is that a common lawyer thing? I wonder if Matt has the same problem.."

She chuckles, sipping some more on her iced tea. "Nah, just thought I'd take it easy for a change..At least til my next big job I suppose.," she sighs, "You're looking well. You know him too, hmm?"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Again she has that WTF look to the people reading and back to Elektra. "Some people don't like lawyers, you know, and mostly I get issues cause you know they hate green," she motions to her whole massive look.

     She flicks her hair and smirks " Thanks, I like you in the causal clothes. It's a better look for you ". She hears the bit about work and sighs " Please tell me you've changed jobs and aren't doing the old one from before? ".

Elektra has posed:
Elektra sighs and rolls her eyes. "I mean if you're defending a witness to a mafia crime or whatever I can see that being an issue but.." she frowns, shaking her head.

"Trying to kill you because you're green? that sounds pretty petty.." she smiles, "I think it looks good on you honestly..So you related to the Hulk somehow?"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Laughs " I know, well I'm sure some of them have silly reasons like I'm here to get revenge on you because your cousin beat me up," she sighs " Or your famous I wanna win to be more famous cause people are crazy. Like that ". She shrugs and drains her whiskey

     She nods " yeah I'm related to the hulk " she sighs " Thats why I got the shehulk name not that I like it " .

Elektra has posed:
Elektra smirks, "Oh I see..So it's a genetic thing, this whole turning green and getting mad and paranoid? are your parents hulks too or what?" she could be messing with her or something, who knows?

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters lifts an eyebrow " your trying to piss me off right now " She looks around " You have a camera or something in those cute shorts? " She asks with a chuckle " No it dosn't work like that but I'm also not so stupid to spill all my details to somebody with such a colorful reputation such as your self , even if your pretty and distract the boys with your face "

5t The Two are at Legal Ease Bar & Grill a well known lawyer hang out sitting at the bar having a chat it seems.

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Elektra has posed:
Elektra smirks and shrugs. "Relax, Shulkie, I don't have a target on you..I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. From now on I only go after criminals and villains, not innocents. I don't think Matt would like that.,"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Blinks " Wow that's a big step " She says looking at her " Are you still killing or are you acutaly just beating them up and bringing them in? " She asks kinda curious about that as she leans against the bar looking at the other woman chatting with her . She's in her pinstripe suit right now ,

Deadpool has posed:
Seeing as this was an upscale establishment, the kind that lawyers might frequent, Deadpool had dressed for the occasion. He wore a nice dark grey suit, white shirt, and red tie, except, he also wore his mask. And gloves. Okay, so much for blending in. He would walk through the door, iliciting a few surprised glances, even a gasp, as Deadpool was generally a known entity. Even his real name was usually known by people who had never met him. But he didn't mind. It just meant there was another name for him to trademark for business reasons. But ask if there's a lawyer in the house, and suddenly everyone will go deathly silent, not as deathly silent as when he pulled out his guns, knives, or swords, but deathly silent in that awkward, I really don't want him as a client sort of way. Making his way in the world today, took everything he's got, taking a break from all his worries, sure will help a lot. He would like to get away. Sometimes he wants to go, where everyone knows his name. Pulling up at the bar, he would ask, "I'l have a Grinch Drink," which consists of peach schnapps, Bacardi rum, orange juice, 7-Up, and blue Curacao liquor, a maraschino cherry, and an orange slice.

Elektra has posed:
Elektra sighs, uncrossing her legs. "Uh..This is not the best place to be talking about...That." she chuckles, "Why, you make me sound like a seasoned criminal.."

Seeing Deadpool pull up next to them, she arches a brow. Of course she's heard of the guy, who hadn't? But she hasn't met him personally. She does seem amused at the 'Grinch drink' and smirks. "Grinch drink huh? sounds good, actually. buy me one too please."

Deadpool has posed:
"Another one, my good man," he said, "for the charming young woman," and turning to Elektra, "though I should warn you, they don't take kindly to these kinds of beverages in Whoville. They give you the ultimate frumpy frowny smile, their least welcoming smile, but it's still a smile." He actually would slide his, untouched one, to her, since that way she could try it sooner, "Please, take mine. I'll wait for the next one." Plus, he was wearing a mask, so how exactly was he going to drink it? Offering a gloved hand, he said, "the name's Deadpool, but everyone calls me Wade Wilson." No wonder everyone knows his name. Why bother with a mask if he's just going to admit it like that?

Elektra has posed:
Elektra chuckles, nodding as she takes the drink, "Well aren't you a gentleman..Or is there really a grinch hiding under that mask?" she smirks playfully as she takes a sip of the drink, shivering a bit.

"Mmm not bad, guess I will have to visit Whoville soon as I figure out where it is." she smiles at the name, "Oh yes, I suppose Deadpool is a household name, isn't it?" well at least in various mercenary circles that they both probably run in. "Nice to meet you I person, Wade. My name is Elektra."

Deadpool has posed:
"Nope, just a Canadian," Deadool replied, and then leaned in to whisper, "you didn't hear that. I won't want I.C.E. to find me." He hadn't taken a sip from his drink, which was neatly placed on a coaster in front of him by the bartender, "I'm not sure, but I can confidently say that it isn't the first star to the right, and straight on until morning." Hearing that her name was Elektra, his eyes lit up in the mask. Someone should really ask how he managed to get an expressive mask. The 'eyes' of it could narrow, lit up, move, like an exaggerated version of a person. Was it connected with some kind of cybernetic weave? How did it know what expression to make? And why did he spend a fortune making an expressive mask. But as he regarded her, "Elektra, Elektra... where do I know that name from... oh, did you do the Rothstein bar mitzvah?"

Elektra has posed:
Elektra arches a confused brow, "Ice? what's that, some acronym for something?" she frowns thoughtfully, sipping on her drink. "You running away from something..?"

As for her name, she just shrugs and smirks. "Hmm, well there is a Greek tragedy called Elektra..Surely you have heard of it.."

Deadpool has posed:
Leaning in closer, he had to brush her black hair away from her ear with his red gloved hand, close enough that she can feel his mask just about brush against her cheek, he would whisper, "Immigration and Customs Enforcement," not wanting to say that out loud in this place. Even though he probably was a legal resident. He got his green card, didn't he? He knew he forgot something! "No, I try not to run. Power walking is all the rage these days. Running is for Arnold Schwarzenegger and his yellow and grey jumpsuits." And believe it or not, he knew about the other Elektra, "yeah, I studied it in school." And yes, he did go to school too. Despite excessive evidence to the contrary.

Elektra has posed:
Elektra smirks, "Well as long as you're a good boy and got your green card, guess you're all caught up hmm?" she winks, finishing her drunk, ordering another of the same. "So what brings you to America?"

Deadpool has posed:
"Oh, yeah, that, a green card..." he pretends to act all nervous, "yep, I have it, I have two in fact, one for each name," that isn't how it works. He still hadn't touched his drink. Maybe he just liked smelling it. Oddly, no one seems to care that he's wearing a mask, or at least no one has called attention to it. "Oh, uh, what brought me here. Violent crime for one, that's always a blast. Political polarization, for sure. Carbs are great, greasy foods, a sedentary lifestyle. The Karens, and the Kevins, they're so much fun..."

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Walks back from the washroom and blinks frowning "DeadPool? " She growls Again looks at the people reading <<What the hell first it's sexy assasin pants.. now the merc with a mouth does fate reall want this bar to get shot to hell >> She turns back to the two lifting her hands up " Why are you here Wade.. your not here to start a fight are ya? "

Elektra has posed:
Elektra peers long and hard at Wade. But she is no cop nor is she immigrations. Frankly she could care less. "Heh sure, if you say so. So you came here because Canada was too boring huh?" then Jen returns and she rolls her eyes, "Seriously lady, you need to calm down, how could every single person coming through that door want to kill you?"

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool always thought of himself as the sexy assassin pants, thank you very much crowd of Legal Ease Bar & Grill. And he has more of a mouth than Elektra ever will. Still, she had better lipstick. So maybe they could call that one a draw. "No ma'am," he said to She-Hulk. Did he really just ma'am her? Maybe he did want the bar to get destroyed. "Oh, I never left Canada. I commute. From the opposite side of the continent, so every day I lose a little bit of R.E.M. sleep, but I adjusted." So that explains it! "Kill you? Who wants to kill you, and whatever they're offering, it wouldn't be enough if they tripled it."

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Her eyes narrow " Really your a suspected assasin and connected to close to a hundred deaths.. this one " She points to deadpool " I known to have gone on several ramapages and Fire fights causing untold death and destruction , I'm pretty sure there are a few states that sitll have warents out for his arrest and your surprised that you come into a lawyer bar.. the one I like to go too" She points to the bar " your wondering why I think your here to pick a fight?" . She rubs her Forhead and sighs " I need to shift to noraml so I can enjoy booze but I can't " She lays her head on the bar.

Elektra has posed:
Elektra grimaces at what Jen says, perhaps much of it applying to her as well. With a sigh, she finishes her drink and climbs to her feet, smiling conspiratorially to Deadpool. "Great minds, huh, don't mind her, all those lawyer types are clearly paranoid." she winks at him before waving to them both as she heads for the door. "Later, kids!"

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool begins to move in slow motion. No, it's not cinematic. He actually starts to move... slowly. As if he thought he were on camera, and this was for effect. But he opens up his jacket, pulling out a satchel, which was slung under his shoulder, almost like someone might hold a gun. How come it didn't bulge before when the jacket was closed? Who knows. He reached into the satchel, and pulled out a grey dress, and leather boots... as if the satchel were magic. He placed the boots on the counter, and the dress, which was neatly folded. "Here ya go, this should be in your size." Now, would she dare wear a dress given to her by Deadpool? How badly did she want to revert to Jen Walters? Would he follow after Elektra? Tune in to find out folks, next Bat time, next Bat channel.

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters She blinks looking at the dress mouth opens a few times and closes a few times before she looks to the readers " Who knew he had taste " . She looks back " uhhh... Okay but " She points " No weapons you hand them to carl.. ALL of them wade even the sneaky just in case of gummy bears kind" .

Deadpool has posed:
"I never did trust Tummi Gummy, he was up to something," Deadpool adds without missing a beat. Now, as for surrendering weapons, that was a little difficult. He was a weapon. "Morbid much! Just because I have a healing factor doesn't mean I want to hand my arms, legs, head, and torso... wait, what does that leave me with?"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Narrows her eye's " Wade would you go into a fight without a vest or your healing factor ? That's what your asking me to do for this rather pretty dress " She points down "And i know you always have guns and knives on you at the very least.. Maybe evne explosives if I'm being realistic I'm asking you to pt it behind the bar out of reach for now "

Deadpool has posed:
"Yes," he answered back, sounding serious, and was he doing a gruff, Punisher or Wolverine voice? "I got into fights way before I got my healing factor, or learned the benefits of Kevlar. Got my ass kicked some of the time, kicked some ass the other times. Recess on the mean streets of Canada can be so rough. Compton's got nothing on Regina, Saskatchewan." With a roll of his eyes, through the mask, he started putting weapons on the bar... it was like it was straight out of a Naked Gun film, the way he was filling up the bar, and Carl was going to need to find some room for all that.

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Nods her head and grabs the dress and walks out towards the ladies room again this time she seems happy enough as she goes to change into her normal mousey self before she comes back and tugs " I'm shocked it acutally fits you have good taste for a well what ever you call yourself " . She laughs as she looks over moves to hop up onto the stool she's a tiny thing after all

Deadpool has posed:
"Loveable sociopath, it's on my business cards," he replies, explaining what term best suits him. Though what pronouns go with that? "Looking good, Jennifer." By now, Carl had found somewhere to store all of Wade's guns, though the bazooka stuck out like a sore thumb, as it was currently stacked against the Johnny Walker dispenser. "So, how come you didn't bring a change of clothes to work today?"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters Looks over" Honestly I went to work wasn't a bad day got my client 6 months of comunity service instead of jail time so pretty happy about that " . She smirks " I was gonna have a nice drink for some flavor chat a few friends.. witch i did and was gonna go home change and work out that's it normal stuff " She shrugs " Then Miss spanish heat walks in followed by Loveable sociopath " She points

Deadpool has posed:
"Spanish, no, no, no, she's Greek, not Spanish, even if she looks Cambodian-French, and speaks with a British accent. Casting is hard." He would finally roll his mask up, just enough to reveal his mouth, and that god ugly skin underneath, exposing the cancer. But he wanted to have a sip of his Grinch Drink, so it was distract her, down it, or just go with it. He elected for the latter. "What'cha drinking, Jen?"

She-Hulk has posed:
Jennifer Walters thinks for a moment " Depnds I was thinking just enough to be tipsy but not much more than that .. I'm not in the mood to regret this day yet " she admits as she taps " Beer me carl please " and nods as she gets her beer and holds it up " Cheers "

Deadpool has posed:
With Jennifer Walters enjoying a beer, Bud Lite by the looks of it, and Deadpool drinking his fruity little Grinch Drink, he would lift his glass up to return the cheers, before drowning more of his. "Carl, do you have anything to snack on, pretzels, chips, nuts?"

She-Hulk has posed:
The man grunts clearly doing his job but not happy about the crazy man but he grabs a bowl adds some etra and puts it down " Beer nuts " he says in his super gravley voice before going to serve another customer " Carls a good guy " she beams before she looks back "So why you really here wade? " she asks " Because laywer bar isn't exactly the kinda place I figured you'd hang out in "

Deadpool has posed:
"They told me that the set of Cheers doesn't really exist, it's not in Boston, but out in California, or was, before they dismantled it. Apparently there's a remake in Vegas. Same with Ten Forward, that wasn't on the Enterprise, but also a set, and also a remake in Vegas. Is that where old TV bars go to die, Vegas? Kind of depressing if you ask me."