5035/Whatever

Whatever
Date of Scene:	27 July 2018
Location:	Xavier's School
Synopsis:	Negasonic, Souvenir, and Boris talk in the yard.
Cast of Characters:	Erddrache, Souvenir, Negasonic Teenage Warhead

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Erddrache has posed:
It was friday afternoon and the majority of classes for the day have finished. Boris himself had just finished his packing his bag for the week-end as per usual and was just outside in the front yard.

At the moment he was on a very well encased cellspeaking speaking what some might mistake for angrily over the phone in german. That is untill whoever was on the other side yells loud enough to be clearly heard. Boris fumbles the phone and after a few moments of trying to calm whoever was on the otherside of the phone, hangs up with a sigh. The ground shakes with worry and annoyance and mabey some anger as Boris rubs his face.

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir comes wandering out of class, pausing to check every garbage can she passes. Ooh! Broken hairtie! Yoink. She looks up at the loud talking and wanders over that way, dropping the junk into a side pocket in her bag for later examination.

She has dark, lightly curly hair with low bangs pulled halfway over her eyes, dark intense eyeliner and mascara highlighting already expressive eyew. She wears a T-shirt (today it's a black Panic! At The Disco shirt) and an unbuttoned flannel long sleeve shirt over it. She had skintight black leather gloves on. Torn tight blue jeans, and black Converse with hashtag-laced neon blue laces.

"Hey, so what's up? You okay there?"

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic is sitting in the hallway up against the wall, her legs folded and a pair of earbuds in. Her scalp has the shadow of hair on it, but little more than that, recently buzzed down to nothing. She has black lipstick and a septum ring. She wears a 'Pussy Riot' t-shirt, oversized boots and leggings that have seen a tear or two of their own, although whether from fashion or neglect would be hard to say. She glances up as Erika speaks, but doesn't butt in.

Erddrache has posed:
Boris jumps startled by Erika, the trembling of the yard stopping momentarily when he is in the air and resumming when he lands back on the grass. "Oi! Try nit ta sneak up on a person. Mah whisker be a bit aff" wasn't Erika fault, the damage whisker was still healing. He couldn't even sense Negasonic nearby, despite her being relatively close.
    He turns a bit red "Und, nothink much. Waz preparin ta go home" he glances at his phone. "Bit...ah vink ah mioght wait a few hours beforz goink." he says quietly.

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir blinks. "...Dude. You are super high strung. I'm, like.. over here." She gestures back and forth with her hand across the distance, tilting her head with some worry.

She frowns, "So like, what's up at home? That sounded kinda hostile." She frowns a bit. "I mean, my visit with family went great, until we got jumped by freaking bloodsuckers." She looks around awkwardly, then smiles over at Negasonic hopefully with a small wave.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic just gives Erika a flat look, leaving her earbuds in. "Somebody get Igor here some subtitles," she mutters. "The world is run by bloodsuckers anyway, you might as well get used to it. Leeches abound," she says, sliding her back up the wall as she pushes up to her feet, her eyes flicking back to her phone.

Erddrache has posed:
Boris hearing however was just fine comparatively speaking. "Et be Boris" he says towards Negsonic general direction. He looks to Erika and than down and back. He walks over slowly, bringing the tremors with him.
    Boris crosses his arms "Yer were attacked by bloodsucker? Nevar met a vamparic mutant" he muses, going with the obviouse conclusion. "Und...nothin. Pa is jist a wee bit...drunk is all" he figits uncomfortably. Once close though he was able to peer around and see Negasonic, a girl he hasn't had much interaction with "....yer a real bundle of sunshine ah see"

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir shrugs a bit. "Sure, but most of them don't turn into a black cloud of soot when you poke them with a pencil. Like, she. it.. she.. just exploded into ashes. That was MESSED UP. I still have nightmares about it. Lots of them." She frowns and looks down, shaking her head a little to let her bangs drop over her eyes. "It's horrible."

She sighs and looks at Negasonic. "Anything going on there?" She stretches a bit and wanders over that way quietly.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic rolls her eyes, "Did she say it was a mutant? No. It was probably just a regular vampire or, like, Ted Cruz or something." she said. "Sorry your dad's an alkie, I guess. And sunshine gives you cancer." she says to Boris.

At the question from Erika, she shrugs, "It's the Internet. People call each other names and show pictures of puppies and butts."

Erddrache has posed:
"...vampires donnea exist" Boris says as if that should be obviouse. He has no idea who Ted Cruz is, but makes no mention of it. "Pa nit an alkie...he jist...goin throug a rough patch.. Ah vink." he shrugs "Vanks. Also, everdink evidently give ye cancer."

He looks over over Erika "How many vampiric mutantz hauf sie met? Evidently we do alot ov ving most donea do" he now wonders if there is asuch a thing as a mutant who just explodes once and thats it. He shivers "Sorreh sie hauf nightmares aboot et...who knows, mabey da ashes is jist a facade und dey will jist reform elsehwere" he says as a possible attempt to make her feel better.

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir sighs a lot. "They were in a group, they were boosted, they said they were going to drink our blood, one of them was trying to bite one of our neck, I tried to keep the one away until she took that away and tried to grab me, then I stabbed her with a pencil and she turned into a black cloud. It's a damn vampire."

She looks at Negasonic, "THANK you, that's what I was saying. And like, I dunno. Is there something trending or something? I mean, you're, like.. connected, right?"

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic flicks her grey-tinged eyes upwards, "I mean, there's always something trending, cause that's the way the program works? I dunno, nothin' major, just the usual everybody hates everybody we're all going to die war war violence war racism glitter memes stuff. Y'know. The world and shit."

"And yeah, vampires sounds crazy, it's like, people with superpowers or something. Grow up."

Erddrache has posed:
Boris grunts, he is clearly not going to buy the vampire bit "Vampire are like peoplez wit superpowers...so mutants?" he says to Negasonic "...yea. Hopefully sie grow up soon, cause sounds like yer goink ta need ta do alit of et"

Boris rubs his beard "Were, dere news aboot da asgardian potentially gettin asylum, und somevink about Gorilla city joinink vee UN. Swear been seeink more meme aboot both den anytvink."

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir nods. "Yeah. Not sure what to think about those." She sighs. "Yeah, I am totally off my game right now. I still need to grab some souvenirs. SOMEhow. I don't even know where." She fidgets some.

She sighs some and looks down. "So like, what kind of stuff are you up to? What have you been doing? Like, what are you two in to?"

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic snorts, "So, you just said the words "Asgard" and "Gorilla City" a few seconds ago, but you scoff at the idea of vampires? Are you sure you're not from Transylvania? Are you, like, a vampire sleeper agent?" she says, all of it completely deadpan.

"I'm into radical intersectional feminism, the new Ariana Grande album, shitposting on Insta and hentai. Mostly hentai."

Erddrache has posed:
Boris grunts "And? Thor been a hero fer years...und dere jist aliens. Az et stand dere a theory out dere explaining how dere should be thousands of alien civilization out dere called da fermi paradox...vough nit much of a paradox anymoar" yup he was a nerd "dere also be Martian manhunter, suparman, let alone da darksied attack from last year. Purdy substantial proof of aliens. Ah actually....ermm..scoffed at da idea of gorilla city till ah verified da news source was real vough" he was still trying to wrap his head around that

He looks to Erika "Ah inta vee sciences, including programmink und geology. Purdy good programmer if ah do say so mahself. Und if yer lookink fer souverners...check vee dump! meh und pa went vere all da time back in germany ta find good parts. Yer kin find nearly anyvink vere if yer look arooned enough"

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir oohs and points over to Negasonic. "See, why can't I come up with lines like that? Bad ass. Also awesomeness. We can show each other's playlists. I don't knw much about the last two though. Some people were being jerks on Insta and I noped out."

At Boris, "Well, most people that dump stuff at the dump are like, fast food workers and stuff. I don't need to learn how to be an awesome burger flip. Programming.. hmm, not sure when I need to know that, but hey, I'll keep it in mind."

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic flicks her pierced tongue against her teeth, "So, you scoffed at something that sounded ridiculous and crazy not long ago, but then believe in it when someone shows you proof. Yet the girl in front of you is like "vampires" and you're like "Nah, couldn't be". Anyway, science is boring."

"I'm too young to worry about a career. I'd rather not contribute to a capitalist exploitation economy anyway. I plan to kick the crap out of assholes and leech off the system. And yeah, I'll give you my Spotify link."

Erddrache has posed:
"Not when someone shows me proof...wehn ah verify da supposed proof" Boris says "Folks kin say whitever dey want, doesnea make it real or in other cases" since he full heartedly beleive Erika was attacked "Iz nit whit et appears. Und science is amazink!" he claims bristling. Boris rolls his eyes as he hears Negasonic "Leeching off a system iz vee same as contributing ta et. Dat defininte wan way ta make vee system even worse"

He looks to Erika again. He raises his brows "Really? hmmm, mabey american dump sites work different den german wans. We do not seperate trash by work place. So sie could find somevink from a police station, or politicions home as much az from a fast food restaurant." seeming confused at the idea.

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir thumbsups. "Awesomeness. And I don't know, it's pretty cool when it's getting used to make suits of armor and spaceships and stuff. Or like, stopping evil mushrooms, I guess."

She hmphs. "Yeah, and I don't want to be spending all week twitching at random stuff in a smelly hole in the ground. It's super annoying. At least here there's a bunch of people with crazy skills around."

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic flicks through her phone for a moment, then looks back up at Boris, "Oh, are you still talking? Here, look, I'll give you something to make peace," she says, extending an open palm, "I'm going to give you all the shits I have in my hand. Oh, wait...looks like I'm all out."

"Nobody wants to go to the dump, okay? Like, if you want souvenirs or something, you should, I dunno, go to antique shops or, like, souvenir stores. Steal something if you can't afford it. Fuck it."

Erddrache has posed:
"Thar because yer ate all of et, vankfully. Yer probably eat moar shite den yer kin crap oot." he tells Negasonic point blank "Jist do us all a favor und warn us before vat clusterfrak of a mind finally stahps being constapated"

Boris than face palms "Antique store yes. Stealing nae. If yer had nae other alternative mabey, bit otherwise sie would be acting like a very big idiot." he says bluntly.

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir sighs and rolls her eyes in some exasperation. "What, like.. paper clips and stuff? Cheap pens? They wouldn't miss them. And the souvenirs I need usually aren't at a knick knack shop, anyways."

She makes a face. "I can feel the love all the way back here. You two aren't gonna turn like Mason and Drea or anything, are you? I mean, like, I think I'm contractually obligated to back up the estrogen side here anyways, but like.. this is so stupid to be arguing over."

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic shrugs, "I ain't arguing. I dunno who Mason and Drea are - are they on that Game of Thrones show? I don't watch that shit. I'm not stressing. Kid seems to be an ass, but that's, like, ninety percent of people, so whatever. Not worth sweating."

"And I dunno, I was just makin' suggestions. Do what ya want, chica. My power's much simpler. I just blow shit the fuck up."

Erddrache has posed:
"Ah hauf nae clue whit Mason und Drea relationship is like." Boris grunts out "ah only act like an asshole ta shitelords und othar assholes" he says. "Luckily moast people are nit." Boris tells Erika

"Regardless, it would help if yer stahped beatin arooned vee bush Erika, und jist tell folks whit skills yer lookin fer. Und do nit say 'useful' skills, be specific otherwise constantly askin does nit help ye or folks tryin ta help ye"

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir ohs, "Nah, they're the musician couple. I see them in a room, I back off. I'm never sure if they're going to rip each other's clothes off or rip each other's throat out. And yeah, I get the weird power. Blowing shit up is totally easier to figure out than my stuff."

She sighs. "Okay so like one? I need to restock on ass kicking souvenirs. But I kind of want to be able to run away and sneak too. Climb buildings even. Then I want to be able to patch people up, and I kind of want to have some stuff like detective stuff. And, well, random stuff might come in useful."

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic shrugs, "I do admit I'm an asshole," she says and considers the fight over.

"Can you just, like, find other people who are good at that shit and, like, ask them for stuff? Is that weird? Ew, I bet there's a market for superhero underwear, gross. I gotta look that shit up."

Erddrache has posed:
Boris grunts "Least ye admit it" and seems fine with ending it there.

But at Erika statement he lights up "Perfect! Sie kin probably buy old used medical supplies like steophoscope, and leave it in vee nurses officer fer use. Better yet a first aid kit sie kin carry like a satchel. while nit quite vee same, some rope from vee gym should lend sie some climbing skillz. Az fer sneakin....huntink bootz. Az fer detective...git no clue vere. As fer fightink...get a shirt from logan"

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir slumps. "Okay, so you know the stupid part? I GOT IN TROUBLE for doing that. I can get stuff from Laura, but like, she's super sweet but her headspace is beyond weird and I want somebody that isn't going to have me swinging between wet cat rage and traumatized flat affect. She's seen some seriously messed up stuff. So I went to ask and I got shot down. And I ask and I get shot down more. But yeah, I guess I can plant stuff places. I totally did not think of PLANTING stuff. Then I just have to figure out who best to put it in front of."

Negasonic Teenage Warhead has posed:
Negasonic reaches into her pocket and pulls out a power bar, taking a bite as she scrolls through the listings. "Ew, vigilante taint, sick!" she mutters. Bookmarks. Returns to looking at the others.

"I dunno, I wanna help but I also don't care very much, so it's kind of a tough situation for me. Like...good luck and stuff? And hey, don't go baggin' on a flat effect, never underestimate the power of resting bitch face."

Erddrache has posed:
Boris nods at Erika "Well, planting is as good as anyvink ah guess" he says. He sighs but otherwise ignores Negasonics comment. He checks his phone a moment to see the time "...bout time ah head aff. See yea fellas" and he puts his phone back away and lumbers off. He didn't seem like he really wanted to go, but he does, soon dissappearing beneath the ground for the long trip.

Souvenir has posed:
Erika Kristasdottir ehs, "Well, it's mostly how when I need her, she keeps swinging back and forth between one and eleven. That's sort of weird. But.. okay, I'll see ya later, Boris. And like, I can totally tit for tat it. Only, you know, no tits and I don't got a tat, and I'm good with that. So yeah." Small pink on the cheeks, awkward look around.