6063/Royal Screwup

Royal Screwup
Date of Scene:	29 December 2018
Location:	Unknown
Synopsis:	Summary needed
Cast of Characters:	Hellboy, Wonder Woman

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Hellboy has posed:
    The days were shorter, the nights were longer, people were wearing ugly sweaters and bringing outdoor trees into their indoor homes. It was a time for chaos that Hellboy didn't care for, and sought to escape when he could. It was for this reason that he was the busiest around this time of year, taking more and more dangerous jobs and ending up in far away castles or old abandoned Nazi laboratories.

    However, it was during one of these journeys that he found out something unsettling, something disconcerting. Which is why he was back in the States, and why he was barreling through the immaculate looking doors and striding into a very beautiful looking lobby. Hellboy for his part wasn't looking too "beautiful", dressed in his usual trenchcoat and shorts, and didn't seem too bothered by the snow outside. Instead, with a gun on his hip and a badge flashing across his belt, the big red man rushed up toward the secretary at the desk.

    "Hey. I need to talk to Miss Prince. Right now. Like RIGHT now right now!"

    This man, so far, did not match the decor.

Wonder Woman has posed:
The Themysciran Embassy is itself in full Christmas decoration mode with the large ornately decorated tree sitting beside the grand staircase that leads up to the second level. Its white lights twinkle in the soft yellow lighting that illuminates the rest of this emaculate old New York building.

When Hellboy enters, her certainly breaks the serenity of the setting and the middle aged woman at the desk looks up to the beastly man who's approaching her with a slightly unsettling manner.

"One-one moment, please." She says to Hellboy in response as her hand goes for the receiver of an old-timey phone, she lifts it up and begins to speak into it softly and while she does this... two Amazonian Warriors appear out of the hallway running through the center of the building, they're both staring right at Hellboy. They're in armor, nearly identical armor, but one of them is a blonde woman while the other is a redhead. They're clearly the 'muscle' of this place, or so thats how they want to appear.

The receiver is set down once more and the secretary looks up to Hellboy once more. "She'll be right out. Have a seat..." She motions to the chairs near one of the front windows in the old New York home, but they're likely all too small for HB to comfortably occupy.

Hellboy has posed:
    While some sort of 'rockin jinglebell' theme played over speakers, Hellboy just stood there looking around at the various women. When the two hardened warriors were staring him down, he turned to face them even as he pulled the sides of his trenchcoat back idly. This showed his gunbelt, his weapon, but also was a way of showing them that there was nothing else 'hidden'. It also showed off how great his skinny cloven hooves looked. That was a joke.

    He pulled from one of his pouches a pack of smokes, and pulled one out with his mouth, though he made no effort to light it.

    "Yeah, I'm more of a 'standing' kind of guy. Thanks."

    Idly his tail twitched but it was mainly from a mixture of boredom and anxiousness. And with that sort of energy, he turned back to the bodyguards.

    "So you guys get dental working here, or what?"

Wonder Woman has posed:
The Amazonian Warriors do stare at Hellboy and they do take note of his movements, actions and words, but neither of them reply to him verbally. They're a hard people, seemingly countless years of nearly non-stop training has forged them to be such...

Thankfully for all there is not a long wait of awkward silence though because Diana does emerge from the central hallway, with a few clicks of her heeled shoes, the Ambassador of her people, the Princess of Themyscira... arrives. She's wearing much different attire from her sisters as well, in that she's got on a white dress that goes down to her knees and covers her arms entirely, while also raising up her slender neck. Her black hair is tied back into a braided ponytail and her blue eyes are looking right at Hellboy's face.

"I believe I have heard of you." Diana says then, she's kept up on most reports. "But I am not sure that I have ever heard a name. More-so just a physical description, of a SHIELD agent matching, you." She does see his badge. Her voice is distinctly Greek in heritage and its got a smokey tone to the words she speaks.

After a moment, Diana approaches him and offers him her right hand. "Diana of Themyscira, how might I help you?" She's got a pleasant smile on her dark red painted lips now. She's a very pleaseant person, or at least tries hard to be.

Hellboy has posed:
    Diana entered the room, and instantly the SHIELD Agent's attention was entirely on her. The guards, the small chairs, none of it mattered because what some considered the "world's most beautiful woman" was right there, staring him right in the eyes. Technically the taller of the two, for some reason Hellboy felt small at this moment.

    But if one were looking for any 'tells' in that impassive, expressionless face of his, they'd be wasting their time. Instead after a moment the big man lifted up that great stone hand of his showing it off as a pre-emptive explanation before bringing his left hand to her right for a firm(if awkward) handshake. After a few moments, he spoke.

    "Yeah, name's Hellboy, it's a long story. I uhh, I found something that might be of special interest to you, do you have an office, or do we just talk here or what?"

Wonder Woman has posed:
Diana's eyes drop down to the powerful looking right arm of the big man in front of her and she lets a soft and understand smile/nod play across her. She then adjusts to the moment and shifts her shaking hand to his left and though its an awkward gesture, she seems to enjoy it and not mind one bit.

She is shorter than him, but she's still taller than most women he's likely been around in that she's somewhere over six feet in height, though her heels are propelling her a few more over that. Still though, she looks up to him, nods once more to him and then steps off to the side and motions toward that central hallway that she'd come from, the one that the two Amazon guards are standing on either side of.

"Yes, of course." Diana says to him. "Please, come this way." and she starts off in that direction now, into the central hallway that passes by the tall white-light Christmas Tree.

Once they reach her office doorway, its accessed by two doors opening up which gives Hellboy plenty of room to enter the spacious office that is longer than it is wide, but its still a very spacious room, with a seating lounge near a kitchenette and many bookcases along the walls filled with leather bound books and artifacts from her days as a antiques dealer.

Diana motions to the large sofa then. "Would you like to sit?" She asks as she stands in the center of the room now. Its likely the one piece of furniture here that is large enough for him.