6155/Stop that Corgi!

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Stop that Corgi!
Date of Scene: 11 January 2019
Location: Unknown
Synopsis: Summary needed
Cast of Characters: Lucky Day, Kid




Lucky Day has posed:
Tom and his curse were a master piece of magical and thaumatological engineering. Three perfect god level curses interlocked around one person that worked in perfect sync. But even the most advanced curses had loop holes that could be exploited. In this case, the curse was basically just stupid and by simply lying to himself Tom could alter the curse's perception of things. But what is SELF? Tom, through his suffering had gained a great deal of wisdom so his sense of self was just fine, but the curse? The curse was confused as hell. And as luck (bad) would have it, the curse that broke wasnt the one that made Tom have bad luck or that caused bad luck to those who liked Tom but the instant reset. It kept scouring the globe for one Tom Night to put in a bed in a house he hated, restore wounds and/or death and generally make the same miserable day start all over again. It couldn't find Tom Night because Tom Night as far as the exceptionally stupid curse was concerned, was one small Corgi that had been named by his neightbors various names such as Cuddles, Smithers, Mr Frumptytoo, Dumpsydiddlydee, Adorable Avenger, and many more. If Loki had turned Tom into a frog, the curse would have one name to overlook and reset Tom the next night...but the Corgi had been a Corgi a very long time. The problem was, the other part of the broken curse was the part that kept Tom from getting famous. As it was, the Corgi began to show up in internet viral videos all over the internet, and now was being hunted by various adopt a pet agencies as well as documentarians looking to document the life of this strangely adorable dog. The more people who liked the Corgi, the more the internet spread the bad luck like a virus. It was watered down for now but if one of these agencies made him as famous as they wanted, major magical disaster would occur which is why Tom was hiding in a park.

Kid has posed:
Speaking of parks - parks is still an area that Kid frequented. They were quiet, and the snow made it look nice. Sides it nice to be somewhere homie...and he had been getting more intergrated with the world. Such as actually seeing videos on adorable animals. Including corgis! That got him chuckling.
    And it is around this time, after just watching such a video on a cellphone (don't ask where he got it) he notices footprints in the snow. Dog sized footprints. Kid hims a moment and shrugs. With not much to do he begins to follow the tracks leading to the Corgi of Doom.

Lucky Day has posed:
Corgi has been trying to summon Herzog, who is the only person he knows that he trusts to get him out of this jam. He tried the Bratzwort gang but they thought he was adorable until, true to form, they immediately figured out who he was and put him in a large hamster ball that caused traffic accidents while they robbed the crashed cars....kids these days. As it was he was stepping out a large complex pattern of ritual magic that someone who didnt know it was magic might think was a very confused dog, but he was dragging a large stick in his mouth almost finished with the spell...it also looked insanely cute.

Kid has posed:
    Kid slows and notices the smol corgi dragging a massive stick. His lips curl into a smile at the confused way the dog walked. Without much thought he walks over, steeping through the complex ritual over to the corgi. Evidently he had no problems talking to animals as he says "Heh, hey there little guy" he grabs the other end of the stick rather playfully "Yea lost or something?" he gives the stick a shake, not too roughly. He looks around wondering if there was an owner or anything nearby. It was certainly an odd place to find a dog of all things.

Lucky Day has posed:
Corgi says, "Kid! This is Tom. I've been turned into a dog by some hipster while I was helping to save the world from Nightmare. The curse normally resets me but it seems to be confused..."

Meanwhile, across the park, three different film crews all arrive at the same time. What are the odds?"

Kid has posed:
Kid blinks. He double blinks. He TRIPLE BLINKS as he just stares at the Corgi...who was apparently tom. How many more talking animals is he going to walk into? But needless to say he just stops talking, barely giving a simple and very annoyed nod. And he naturally begins to sign again - the watch speaking instead "...is that such a bad thing?" Of course he hasn't noticed the film crews yet so he just crouches down looking at the corgi.

Lucky Day has posed:
Corgi says, "If I thought I could lay low while this all went on as a dog and do some detective work, that would suck but I could deal. There are three curses...the worst one to break, the one that keeps me from being famous. When people like or help me or in any way, the curse reaches out to them. Without the curse keeping me from being say...adorable and viral..." he climbs, cutely to the top of a large stump and looks about, "wow, three. Curse #1 is working over time."

Kid has posed:
Kid nods slowly as Torgi explains what happens. And he gets a dead pan expression of 'You have got to be kidding me'. He could be heard facing palming hard. He signs "Great. In otherwords, cause your one of the worlds most freakin adorable dog species, EVERYONE is going to like yea and get bad luck. Not to mention..." and he looks to where Tom looks "...curse 1 now wants to make you famous." he blehs. And he rolls the dice and tries to mask their presence to the camera crew with a psychic illusions. Let see if this makes the curse upset!

Lucky Day has posed:
Corgi says, "3 curses...3 agendas...the more time goes on the more I think it might have taken subjective centuries to work it out...and maximize and personalize the suckage....if you notice they're all perfectly placed so that no matter where I go they'll catch me on film...and if oyu help me, curse #2 is ...um...likely to bite you."

Lucky Day has posed:
Camera Crew #1 does not seem to see them. Camera Crew #2 and #3 however shout, "Oh my god! I think he's there!" And beginc harging towards them and meanwhile the trees above them start to groan from the load of snow the branches have caught.

Kid has posed:
Kid signs ""WHat do you mean by bit...." and he stops signing as he looks up a the creaking and groaning of the trees. Before suddenly finding himself under a mountain of snow as the branches crack and fall with their load on him! The illusion drops as Kid pops his head out of the snow with. His expression said it better than words 'I hate you right now'.

Lucky Day has posed:
Corgi says, "good, let the hatred flow through you. I'm already trying to focus as much as possible on how much I actually WANT to spread the joy of my curse around but the self deception is a little bit harder when you're a freaking DOG." Tom moves out of snow that is deliberately not shown on camera. It is an interesting color. He makes a face and then tries looking for a way out. Since the illusion is dropped and he has started despising tom the curse is lying low for now."

Kid has posed:
Kid pops out of the snow, and notices the oddly colored snow "Oh come on! Really?" he gives an exhasperated goran at the snow. He knuckle-runs forward snatching up the Corgi to start running away from the camera crew. o O ("Alright you little dirt bag, goin ta be expecting some moar mangos after this. What's needed to turn you back to normal?") he had a sudden bad feeling about this.

Lucky Day has posed:
Corgi says, "I don't know. The Curse needs to figure out that I'm me, or I need a really advanced wizard to undo this...someone who can undo almost god level magic. This mojo on this isn't quite as bad as my curses..." Why is there a rake buried in the show? Will anyone know but Kid finds it, steps on it with a large wooden shaft going directly for his face...."

Kid has posed:
Kid steps on the rake and gets a stick to the face. HARD considering he was pretty low to the ground. He drops the corgi grabbing his face. He lets out a beastly cry of annoyance and being startled. Why the hell was their a rake under the snow in the middle of winter. Kid just roars out in anger "HEY YOU STUPID CURSE! THIS DAMN CORGI IS THE ONE YOU WANT!!!!!" he picks up the Corgi and begins moving away from the crew again - cause that yelling was BOUND to get their attention again. Though he moves a bit more cautiously. Last thing he wants to be is in a field full of rakes.

Lucky Day has posed:
The curse is dumb as a rock and easily distracted. Not only does Kid find a small lottery ticket buried in the snow (worth about 10K) (what is sweeter to a curse than betrayal) but the film crew is now focusing entirely on him. The Corgi gets an out and runs behind them leaping up onto trees and, very cutely moving from branch to branch.

Lucky Day has posed:
The crew is now focusing on Kid. "OMG! Tell me you got him with the rake!"

"I did!"

They are high fiving

Kid has posed:
Kid pick up the ticket and blinks...he stashes it away. However it was the film crew that draws his Ire. Forget the corgi - the Crew just got a bit of bad luck themselves. He cracks his knuckles as he looks the 3 crews in the eyes, his teeth begining to bare.

And they might just pee their pants cause Kid is charging them...yea getting charged at by a 600 pound gorilla would probably scare a few years out of anyones life. Question is will the curse approve or dissapprove? Is this bad luck for the crew wanting to find the corgi or Kid considered helping Tom? Only one way to find out!

Lucky Day has posed:
Two of the three film crews are bottom feeders, and one of the crews would delightfully film the other. But since he is a bit lucky at the moment, he picks the actual crew that actually cares about animals and are basically normal people who drop their film equipment and run like hell. Why is this luck you ask? Because instead of filming the other crew and posting a viral video worth several million hits, this scares the hell out of the other crew and they all run. Though one guy in the crew films his fellow crew mates for his own channel laughing.

Kid has posed:
Kid huffs after chasing them off. He cracks his knuckles and let out one final roar towards them for good measure. Once they were gone he turns and looks around. He didn't see Torgi anywhere...and considering the snow, the....colored snow, the rake, and the film crew he decides to cut his losses...or rather what might cause him losses and slip off. Note to self - beware animals!