8225/Green Tomatoes and Booze

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Green Tomatoes and Booze
Date of Scene: 09 July 2019
Location: Unknown
Synopsis: Summary needed
Cast of Characters: Ravager, Beast




Ravager has posed:
The suburban Rose Wilson is shopping in a grumpy mood. She seems to have invested in Band-Aid stock, as she has littered her bruised arms with band-aids, so she's gingerly pushing the shopping cart down the aisle. She snaps her gum in an annoyed way as a baby lets out a cry in a nearby cart and looks at some green tomatoes. She furrows her brow and looks closely at the green tomatoes, poking them with her finger and her stubby nail, which is chopped off and in bad condition. She has a bright pink t-shirt that reads: Party More. She snaps her gum again and smirks like a punk rocker while looking at the vegetables.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy was giving a talk at a lab on Staten Island today, but he needs a snack. The most convenient place near the lab was, as it turns out, a grocery store. So, in his professoral suit, he steps into the grocery store, and starts browsing the shelves. He does grab a little hand basket, since he's not sure how much he's going to eat. First stop: fruit? And so the large blue man is looming over the oranges.

Ravager has posed:
"Oh Lizzy, settle down!" a large lady yells at her little kid, who is jumping up and down in the family cart. The kid grabs a green tomatoes and smiles sadistically while Rose picks out some asparagus. Rose puts the vegetables in a lil bag and ties them together in some riveting twist-tying. The kid narrows her eyes at Rose and snatches a small tomato, hurling at the white haired girl! Uh oh! Rose must have seen it out of the corner of her eye, because she ducks like a champ, "Ha!" she lets out. The tomato arcs in the air and flies down toward Henry! Oh no!

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy fortunately both has great reflexes, and is a good sport with ids. He catches the tomato, just barely. Looking at it, he furrows his brow, and looks right at the child who starts to get angry. But then HAnk winks, and cocks his arm, like he's going to throw it right back!

Ravager has posed:
Rose Wilson smirks as the little girl pouts and yells a taunt at Rose and Henry. Rose Wilson backs up slowly, using her expert assassin training to stay alert for Green Tomatoes, "Careful, it's like the god damn wild jungle in here..." she mutters to Henry helpfully. "LIZZY! Settle down!" the large Mom yells at her daughter, causing everybody within twenty feet to whince.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy does throw, but it's a change up! Instead of being flung right at the bored child, the tomato arcs in the air, and lands right in the stack of tomatoes of a similar color. He then winks at Lizzy, and then picks up an orange, tossing it straight up in the air with a wink.

Ravager has posed:
"WAAAAAAAA!" Lizzie yells and whines like the little kid she is. Meanwhile, Rose looks up strangely at the orange, as she contemplates how to kick it and have it smack into the kid. Lizzie takes some groceries from her own cart and lobs them at the evil villains, Rose and Henry. It's some pretzels and a banana, which whips in the air like a Japanese throwing star. Rose watches the kid's technique with respect.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy catches an orange with one hand, and a bag of pretzels with theother. Walking over, he puts the pretzels back in the cart, and says to the woman. "Better watch out or you're going to have nothing left in the car, ma'am." Then Lizzie gets ruffled on the head.

Ravager has posed:
Lizzie the Evil Meanie crosses her arms and pouts, "Oh sir, I'm soooo sorry!" the large lady blabbers at Henry in apology. Rose Wilson flicks some of her hair out of her eyes, "You're so nice," she says with a hint of sarcasm, as if wondering why he's so nice to begin with. She takes the orange from Henry and puts it back humorously.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy winks at the kid, leaning in to Lizzie. "Don't worry about it. Lizzie, if you can go the rest of your shopping trip without throwing anything, I'll give you five dollars. How's that?" He then winks to the mother, and spins to look at Rose. "I was going to eat that," he chuuckles.

Ravager has posed:
Lizzie looks astonished as Henry offers her cold hard cash, "Wooooow!" she lets out, but it's hard to tell if she's being genuine or sarcastic or plotting Henry's demise. Rose Wilson smiles sweetly as Henry looks for his orange, "Hey, how do I get my own five bucks?" she wonders, snickering with her evil plan.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy walks over to the oranges again, and takes another one, tossing it up just a foot, spinning it with just the right grip. "No, you're not going to get five dollars for behaving, miss. Only Lizzie here will. Because Lizzie's going to be a good girl for her mother."

Ravager has posed:
Rose Wilson smirks a bit, "Come on, I'm a...good girl," she tells Henry, then snaps her gum. "OHHH sir, don't worry! Don't you worry, Lizzie is NEVER like this! She'll be good and we'll call you and tell you and---oh sir! I'm soooo sorry!" the large mother blabbers on and on. She takes out her cellphone, "Oh sir, give your number and we'll make it up to you." Rose leans forward to make sure she overhears the number.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy puts his hand up, and smiles to the mother. "Don't worry about it. Just let me know if she behaves the whole time on this shopping trip" he pauses to look at Lizzie, and wink again. "And then if she behaves, give her this." He goes into his pocket, pulling out his wallet, and taking a five dollar bill from it. "Honest Abe for an honest Lizzie." He then smiles. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm starving." He walks, and glances at Rose. "Why do I get the feeling you're here to cause trouble?"

Ravager has posed:
Lizzie immediately reaches for the five dollar bill like it's Christmas but Mom pulls it out of her reach, "Now now! You heard him. This is only for girls who behave!" she lets out. She pushes her cart off awkwardly. Rose Wilson smiles mock-innocently as Henry eyeballs her and accuses her of causing trouble, "You've got the wrong feelin then, cause I'm a god damn saint," she tells him, "Tell you what, buy me a sandiwch and I'll let you guess my secrets," she demands.

Beast has posed:
Henry McCoy chuckles and shakes his head. "I think I'm going to go with my gut on this. Going to get some food. Behave. Adults don't get treats, they get jail." He then winks at Rose and goes to get some chips and hot dogs.

Ravager has posed:
Rose Wilson smirks and holds her hands up as if already under arrest by officer Henry, "Okay forget it then, fatty," she tells him. She wanders off, "I'm getting the **** out of the subburbs."