| Joker |
It's another night at the Iceberg, and Joker is drinking and /playing/ darts, cackling as he sinks one into the eye of a Batman picture. "Hahahaha blind as a bat, ya get it!?" He asks cackling as another dart lands in the other eye. |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Smirks but says nothing as she crosses her legs and looks over but she isn't really helping joker etiher she's being still cold with him.. not telling them to fuck is is a step in the right direction for him |
| Joker |
Joker smiles and walks over leaning in to kiss her gently. "Hey there Harls, you're coming around just as I said you would. Hahaha you can't resist me forever my little Harley you know that." |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn rolls her eyes and sniffs " I like this place it has nothing to do with you " she wipes where you kissed " Ah said I wouldn't kill you when I see you that's it you ego maniac " she growls and huffs slamming her drink |
| Joker |
Joker smiles and places an arm around her. "No no no Harls, you said we'd work on us, as long as I started actually considering your opinions and letting you have more control of yourself, and I have and do. So quit being a stubborn brat, you know you love your puddin!" |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Glares " So far it's all talk Mr j " she says simply " Lots of words no action " She huffs ' And I know you long enough to know you'll say one thing and do another.. so " she sticks out her tounge |
| Joker |
Joker laughs and holds up a garment back. "Harls I told you, you're coming home. You're my girl and I gave you my word didn't I? Here look!" He growls back. |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Lifts an eyebrow and looks over wondering what he's trying to show as she Dosn't belive him with the whole my girl part least not right now |
| Joker |
Joker laughs and pushes the garment back to you. "Hahaha...come on open it Harls! You'll love it!" He laughs. "I swear it!" |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Goes to grab it and check it out she does like presents to be sure so she quickly starts to unwrap it as fast as she can |
| Joker |
Joker smiles as she opens it so enthusiastically. Inside is one of the costumes she said she really liked the look of, made and sized for her! And wait is that a new giant mallet too?? |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Blinks and sniffs " Awww Mr J you shouldn't have " She says looking it over as she beams a big smile okay it worked she loves goodies.. and these goodies are really nice .. she giggles and runs off to get changed! |
| Joker |
Joker grins pulling out a much larger box. "Ooohhh wait until she sees part two. Hahahahaha I dare say her reaction may be....explosive HA!" |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn comes back witht he new hammer and outfit " TADAAAHH " She says with a twirl and spin even doing a cartwheel for old times sake " What you think? " |
| Joker |
Joker smiles and claps his hands. "Looks great and you're looking more like my happy loving Harls again it warms this cold heart. So you ready for gift number twoooo?" He asks holding out a massive box to her. |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Blinks " There is a second one " she squeals and hops around beaming a big smile and makes grabby hands " Gimme gimme gimme " she says wanting the second one |
| Joker |
Joker laughs handing it over once opened shell see a giant, brand new, top of the line, highest of tech bazooka with ammo. "Well whaddya think Harls, are we back or what?" |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Looks it over " it's sooo pretty " she says rubbing it before she looks to joker " Alright I'll do a job or two with you and see if your diffrent " She says simply " But I'm still not yours i've been burned too mcuh " |
| Joker |
Joker shakes his head and pulls you close. "You're my girl Harls look at all the lovely toys I can get for you." He cackles. "Let me in, clearly I've changed." |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Sniffs " That's my offer you gonna take it ? "She lkooks at him " I'll do some jobs and we can see how things go okay? " She says holding out her hand |
| Joker |
Joker shakes his head. "Counter offer, you accept my proposed deal I get you all the toys and goodies your little heart desires, go with yours nope too...uncertain." |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Sniffs " Take it or leave it.. I do some jobs with ya.. I'll be on your crew but if your the same I'm outta here " She says simply |
| Joker |
Joker cackles loudly. "Oh goodie she's really learned to play hard ball." He smiles. "put her there." He says shaking her hand joy buzzer giving Harls a good shock. |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Yelps and laughs she missed that part of him the silly part and she nods " Good " she says brightly as she picks up the bazooka and rubs her cheek on it " I'mma cover you in sparkles " |
| Joker |
Joker chuckles and jumps up and down cackling squirting Harley with water from his lapel flower. "Hahahahah a sparkly bazooka nice!" |
| Harley Quinn |
Harley Quinn Grins " Were gona add glitter to the front of the warheads " She smirks " So like next level glitter bomb " |