Owner	Pose
Super-Man	Kenan generally stays in China, most often near Shanghai, but as a favor he has been asked to escort a Diplomat who was headed to a confrence at the UN. Once the Diplomat was safely at the UN, Kenan decided to take a bit to see the sights. Of course, they conveniently did not provide him with any American money, and he speaks little English. Still, he managed to locate a place where some people speak Manadrin. He is mostly just looking around and finding out more about America than he can learn from Chinese national TV.
Bizarro	Bizarro walks down the street with a smile, thinking he's back in Metropolis, but since he's walking down the streets of New York, he's happy nonetheless. He crosses the street into Chinatown and a taxi SCREETCHES to a halt, almost hitting Bizarro as he tries to cross in the middle of the street during rush hour. "Watch it, weirdo!" the cabbie yells at him. Bizarro frowns, "What? Yes, Bizarro am weirdo," he says, correcting the man helpfully. "Get out of the way, moron! You're in the middle of the friggin road!" the cabbie adds. Bizarro stops a moment while still in front of the cab, looking like he's trying to remember, "Hmm, Me am remembering Metropolis very familiar place..." he says as he ponders, looking a bit lost now, "Must not find Daily Planet," he decides with a frown again.
Super-Man	The cabbie says, "If you want to pay me I can take you there, otherwise get off the street." Kenan hears the shouting and the horns...and takes a little peek with his X-ray vision. He decides he needs to take a closer look...from a distance that looks like Superman, someine he wants to meet. Kenan steps outside and LEAPS, crossing half a mile at a jump is foes not ake long to land on the sidewalk near Bizarro. He frowns...now that he is closer that des not look like Superman.
Bizarro	As the taxi idles toward Bizarro, the cabbie impatiently wants to move on, "Get in or move it, jerk!" he yells. Bizzaro frowns again, "What am not going on?" he wonders, "You am not need help with car? Oh! Bizarro not give help," he says and smiles helpfully, ripping off the cab's hood. He tosses it aside like a frisbee. Luckily it barely misses some people on the sidewalk. "Hmm, maybe me am not need mechanic. Maybe me not check oil..." he wonders, starting to poke around the engine. He looks up at Kenan as he inspects the engine and frowns, "Oh! Hmmf, me am need a lot of stupid help from gold Super-Man. Yes yes, it not a fact," he says and waves his hand dismissively.
Super-Man	Kenan frowns, he has enough trouble with English spoken properly. English spoken wrong baffles him, but he is pretty sure of two things. First, that this is not Superman, and second, that he is doing property damage and is likely to accidentally hurt someone. He says, in Engligh, "No." And then tries Mandarin, "Please do not cause more trouble." Kenan's father is a mechanic, he could fix the damage easily enough even though his mechanical skills are rudimentary. Now figuring out what to to about this strange creature is another matter.
Bizarro	Bizarro smirks a bit as Kenan gives him advice, "Gold Super-Man, please give Bizzaro advice," he says and shakes his head, obviously not wanting advice from this SUPERMAN, since he looks like Superman, "Bizarro am not back in Metropolis and you am not ruining it, Gold Super-Man," he adds. He then sighs. "Somebody do something! He wrecked my hood! Look at that!" the cabbie yells. Bizarro frowns, putting his hands up defensively, "Okay fine, Bizarro no am take car to mechanic. Me am just not trying to help!" he says and bends over, lifting up the front bumper as he starts to prepare to carry the car off to a mechanic.
Super-Man	Kenan would probably be confused even if he did speak English, but it looks to him like this faux Superman is possibly getting ready to hit someone with the car...or possibly throw it. He says to the Cabbie, "I will not let you be killed." He grabs the car our of Bizarro's hands and leaps with it down to near where the hood landed. Then he puts himself between himself and ths odd creature, "If you want to hurt anyone around here, you will have to go through me." Of course, inless either the Cabbie or Bizarro speaks Mandarin, they probably do not know what he just said...
Bizarro	Bizarro keeps hold of the front bumper as Kenan pries the rest of the car away from him and he looks down at the bumper strangely, probably wondering what just happened. "This am not go on car. Hmm," he thinks it over. "Somebody help! They're destroying my car! God dammit!" the Cabbie yells, "Help!" Bizarro blinks at Kenan and the Cabbie, still not understanding what's going on, "Me am think you made good situ--ation BETTER, gold Super-Man," he frowns, shaking his head with frustration, "Please do NOT put down car NOW. Or me Bizarro have to not get tough with you. Okay? Welcome," he instructs Kenan.
Super-Man	Kenan is sorry about the bumper, he will fix that if he can, but he does but the cab down...not because he was told to but because he is going to need his hands free. He holds his hands outm palms open, and says softly, "I do not want any trouble, I think you are just confused. I will help you if I can." Of course, he is probably ot being understood, but hopefully the friendly gesture and soft tone convey that he does not intend trouble.
Bizarro	Bizarro finally smiles as Kenan puts down the car, "Bad job!" he says, complementing Kenan, and walks over to him slowly, "Hmm, but you am made car good," he says and shakes his head. He smiles and tries to swat Kenan on the shoulder, "Haha! It not okay! Bizarro and Gold Super-Man not fix situ--ation, wrong? No!" he says and hmms. Finally, he waggles his finger, "You know, you am have perfect idol. You am not need new name, Gold Super-Man. No, no you don't," he assures Kenan and looks disapproving of this Superman guy.
Super-Man	Keeping an eye on this Superman-like character, Kenan first points to himself and says "Chaoren." Granted that is Mandarin for Super-man, but it IS what he is called. He then picks up the hood and bends it back into shape and replaces it on the car. Now, how to get the bumber back?
Bizarro	Bizarro squints at Gold Superman as he hears the name, probably thinking about that name and wondering how to say it. "Hmm. Chow-Rent? Well me am think that not better than Gold Superman, he says and then smiles. "Here, Chow-Rent," he offers, trying to give him the bumper that was taken off the car. He motions to the car.
Super-Man	Kenan takes the bumper carefully and straitend out both the bumper and where it was pulled free brfore replacing it on the cab. It may not be as good as new, but is certainly better. He says in English to the cabbie, "Go." Now he just needs to figure out what this not-superman wants.
Bizarro	The taxi screetches off after Kenan "fixes" his hood and bumper. It ambles off, looking pretty bad off. "Bad job, Chow-Rent. This was bad job by both Bizarro and Chow-Rent," he says assuredly, nodding his head. "Now, Bizarro not need to find Daily Planet later. Not need to find Lois," he explains.
Super-Man	Now Kenan has been studying Superman, so the phrase "Daily Planet" is familiar enough. A lot of stories about Superman appear in the Daily Planet, it is also a Landmark, mentioned in passing in many area guides. Kenan has some idea where it is...he looks in what should be the right direction and wills energy so his thighs so his vision can penetrate. It takes a few minutes, but he finds the familiar Daily Planet Globe they use as a logo. He Points, "Daily Planet."
Bizarro	Bizarro leans forward and looks down the street for the Daily Planet, obviously not seeing it, "Okay, welcome Chow-Rent. Me am will not find it. Welcome very little," he says politely, "Bad to meet you. Me am not need to go now," Bizarro says and lifts off the ground as he starts to fly away, "Hello!" he says as he departs.
Super-Man	Kenan probably can not keep up, but follows Bizarro a ways, hoping he will keep out of trouble. Eventually, however, Kenan heads back to the UN to wait for his diplomat to leave.