Owner	Pose
Bizarro	Walking through the park, a family stops at an ice cream vendor on the side of the pathway. A little kid whines and whines loudly that he wants ice cream and nothing the mother can do can stop him from being a loud little bugger. Bizarro sours down from the sky and lands on the pavement in front of the ice cream vendor. He pauses a moment and frowns, looking down at the little kid who is making all the noise. Bizarro looks confused, of course. "Ice cream! Gimmie!" the kid shouts. Bizarro looks at the ice cream vendor curiously, "Ice cream?" he wonders. The vendor shrugs, tapping the sign repeatedly. Helpful.
Bizarro	Walking through the park, a family stops at an ice cream vendor on the side of the pathway. A little kid whines and whines loudly that he wants ice cream and nothing the mother can do can stop him from being a loud little bugger. Bizarro sours down from the sky and lands on the pavement in front of the ice cream vendor. He pauses a moment and frowns, looking down at the little kid who is making all the noise. Bizarro looks confused, of course. "Ice cream! Gimmie!" the kid shouts. Bizarro looks at the ice cream vendor curiously, "Ice cream?" he wonders. The vendor shrugs, tapping the sign repeatedly. Helpful.
Stargirl	A blonde girl with a blue shirt with a Captain America shield on it, faded jeans and her long hair bound up in a ponytail is just out of a store she she screeches to a halt as she notices Bizarro at the ice cream vendor. "Solomon Grundy! What're you doing here?"
Bizarro	Bizarro shakes his head at the ice cream vendor, as he starts being difficult, "You no give ice cream," he instructs the man helpfully, eyeing him with a pointy finger. The man seems afraid to say anything to Bizarro. Bizarro then turns slightly and looks at Courtney, "What? Me am Bizarro. Who am Salmon Spundy?" he wonders, "You am not confuse Bizarro very little," he explains.
Stargirl	"You're just confused, Grundy." Courtney says helpfully. "Of course it's you. Noone else is that color white and is so big..." she does frown after a moment of looking him over. "You do look a little smaller than the last few times I've seen you." and she wrinkles her nose. "Do they have diets for dead people?" She shrugs, though. "Where'd you get a Superman costume? It's not even Hallowe'en."
Bizarro	Bizarro frowns at mention of Superman, "You am not stop talking about Superman later," he instructs her, shaking his head. "Diet? Oh yes yes, you do need diet. It am ice cream diet!" he says and smiles helpfully. Bizarro reaches for Courtney and tries to tug her over to the ice cream, showing her the vendor's ice cream. Bizarro busts open the vendor's ice cream cart and grabs an ice cream bar, "Here, you am start ice cream diet later," he instructs, handing over the ice cream.
Stargirl	Courtney blinks. "Uh, ok. I'll wait to stop talking about Superman." she says after a moment. "Hey!" she exclaims as Bizarro breaks the cart. "You can't do that, Grundy! You have to _pay_ for the ice cream." She lets him drag her over, though. "Look at the mess. It's gonna melt everywhere!"
Bizarro	Bizarro gives a nod now that Courtney agrees, "Okay, that's bad. Bad job," he says and smiles, but frowns in confusion as Courtney rattles on about melting ice cream. He looks at the ice cream he has in his hand, then looks at the vendor, who has his arms crossed in frustration, "This ice cream?" he says and offers it to Courtney again, since it's for her, "You am not pay for ice cream," he tells her. Bizarro then turns toward the ice cream cart and hmms, "Okay, you am not pay and not eat ice cream while Bizarro not fix ice cream cart. Please worry a lot, okay? It am problem, I think," he assures her with a smile.
Stargirl	Courtney accepts the ice cream and digs in her pocket for some cash. "But I have to pay for it. Thank you, I guess." she produces a $5. "Here you go." she says, offering it to the vendor. "He doesn't know what he's doing. He's a little messed up." she suggests, tapping her head and then motions towards Bizarro. "Sorry."
Bizarro	Waving his hand back and forth, Bizarro assures them, "It will am be really messed up a lot in a minute. Please worry okay," he assures the vendor and Courtney. He then steps back slightly, nudging Courtney several times to do the same. Bizarro then ZAPS the vendor's ice cream cart with his freeze vision until it freezes solid. The icy beams from his eyes turn the cart literally into ice and stops once he's overdone it. He smiles. He puts a broken piece on top helpfully. The vendor shakes his head and looks like he's about to start yelling.
Stargirl	Courtney does step back, and stares in awe as the faux-Superman blasts the broken cart. "Oh! Well, I guess that solves the problem of melting." She reaches up to pat Bizarro's shoulder. "Good job, Grundy. Still, you can't go around breaking people's things like that. I mean, this is how the guy makes money for his family."
Bizarro	Bizarro gives a slow nod to what Courtney tries to tell him and mutters, "Spundy? Family? Money?" he wonders confusedly, probably curious what she's getting at. He then steps toward the vendor and grabs Courtney's five dollars back from him, presenting it to Courtney, "Here, me am not sorry about that. Bizarro cannot get you more money if you family not need it," he explains, using double negatives to really say very little, but he does lift his head to look for someone to take money from, giving some clue. The ice cream vendor cusses out Bizzaro and Courtney, then leaves.
Stargirl	"Oh. Uh... I don't need the money." Courtney says, which is probably the wrong thing to say to Bizarro. "You should be sorry, though. "It was very naughty of you to do that." she lectures, as if to a child. Again, probbaly the wrong thing to say.
Bizarro	Bizarro puts his hands on his hips, seeing how Courtney demands more money, "What...?" is all he can ask. He nods his head slowly at first, "Bizarro make it worse," he assures her, and nods his head at Courtney's encouragement. He steps off the path and grabs somebody jogging through the park, dangling him upside down until all his change and money falls out. Bizarro plops him back down onto the grass and starts collecting the money for Courtney, "Me am will not succeed. Me am will not clean out entire park. You just wait very little, okay."
Stargirl	"Grundy, look. It's time to stop this." Courtney says and marches over to try to grab Bizarro's arm. There's a low hum under her half-zipped hoodie as she expects to exert herself. Ten tons-worth is about all she can manage safely. "Look, come with me and we can go somwhere without all these people and talk, huh?"
Bizarro	"Spundy? Me am Bizarro, not Spundy," Bizarro corrects her again, but isn't really resisting Courtney's evil demands of him, "What? Me am not flattered you am want to stay with Bizarro, but me am have to fly away very slowly, okay?" he tells her, "Me am come back to find you less money next time," he says, expanding his arms out to demonstrate how much he'll find Courtney.
Stargirl	Courtney sighs. "Alright." She thinks he's saying that he's going to fly away. "Some friends might come to try to find you in a little while. Try to be good until then."
Bizarro	Bizarro gives a nod to what she says and hmms, probably wondering about her advice. He then walks off.