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|Date of Scene=2020/04/03
|Location=Harry's Hideaway (Bar), Salem Centre
|Synopsis=And Logan threatens to Punish Chimp for his Puns
|Cast of Characters=9191,202
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|Poses=:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp was passing through for a case. He has a bit of time before the next bus, so Chimp found the nearest bar, and figured he would make the bus ride more tolerable, if he could get served. He smiled a bit as Harry seemed to have no problem with him, and he now has a beer in front of him.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>It was an hour since the birthday party Logan had been attending really kicked into gear. But for the old Canadian, a teenagers party was no place for him. Besides he needed a drink harder than a beer. And the best place to get one is Harry?s. With a quick bike ride into town, Logan enters Harry?s waves and sits in his usual spot at the bar.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp looks over and sees Logan come into the bar. He probably ran into Logan when he was Patch in Mandipor most likely. Chimp is a very smart monkey and notices things like he is not wearing the patch now. So Chimp just looks over lifts his beer and offers a grunt of greeting.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>As soon as he gets his regular drink, A neat double Crown, he looks up hearing the grunt. Many would be freaked out by this. But Logan has seen stranger things. Raising his own glass in greeting he moves it to his mouth and downs it. As the glass returns to the bar Logan reaches into his jacket and retrieves a cigar. "Logan!" the bartender raises his voice as he looks at the cigar and shakes his head. "Right..." Logan grumbles as he puts the cigar away and taps the bar for a refill.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp looks over and says "Yea, suck's can't even have a decent smoke, to help the taste of the cheap stuff. I swear I would write my congressman, if I had one." He jokes a bit and says "You hanging out in this neck of the jungle these days?"<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>As the replacement drink is handed out Logan looks to the chimp. "Yeah, Got a group of people 'round here who need lookin? out for." he says as he downs his second drink.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp nods his head a bit to this and says "Seems a decent place, I came through here a while back picked up a record from local store, met a girl with a skunk stripe in her hair, and chatted a bit, seemed a good kid."<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>"I know who you?re talking about. She?s a good kid." he says to Chimp as he taps for the bar for a third time.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp will pull a cigar out and looks to Harry "Just chewing not lighting." He tells him, and will order a bottle off te shelf that is not got a lot left in it.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>"What brings you t? town this time?" Logan asks as his third drink shows up. "Bit late to hit the local recycled records."<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp says, "Had a case up state, guy was slooping his secretary on business trips, wife suspected paid me to check, while they were at a wild african retreat.""<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>"Don' tell me: you went native t' get the proof?" Logan asks as his lips crack a slight smile.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp shrugs a bit and says "You do what ya gotta do for a pay day. Gotta keep myself in whiskey and cigars." He takes a shot from the bottle then pulls out a flash and starts refilling it.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>Logan nods to the sage-like advice as he drinks down his third drink. Damn healing factor, don't even have a buzz yet. And Harry has me on a four drink limit. "Well I'd give you a ride t' where ya going, but I dont have a side car on my bike. And You don' seem the kind to ride bitch."<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp smirks a bit and says "Yea, and if I stood on the handle bars, might get pulled over, even if we claimed I was a hood ornament<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>"Beleive it or not I think I did that with a talking duck a long time ago." Logan shakes his head and grins. "But I was really drunk then."<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp chuckles and says "Ah so not all it was quacked up to be huh?"<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>Logan raises a brow and looks at the chimp. The pun was bad enough to feel like he was stabbed. "Bad one there Chim-chim."<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp smirks a bit and says "Thank you thank you." He looks over and says "Heard there is a talking Raccon out there too but aint met him.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>"Maybe the three of you should start a team or somethin'" Logan remarks.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp says, "I can for the Animal Avengers, and then tell people am going to my AA meetings."<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>Another pun causes Logan to sigh. "You're starting t' sound like someone I want to kill." his gaze raises to look at the chimp.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp looks to the other man "Hey it would be useful, get people off me if I told them was going to AA. But Can only smoke in my house and office, the hell I give up drinking.<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:202|Logan (202)}} has posed:'''<br>"I hear that. Not allowed to smoke where I'm at. Then again I am surrounded by kids." Logan says<br> <br>

:'''{{#var:9191|Detective Chimp (9191)}} has posed:'''<br>Detective Chimp nods, and holds his glass up "To us old fu... codgers"<br> <br>
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