| 10894 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Near Miss |
In which Remo saves the Darcy |
| 9769 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Spar on Wheels |
Summary needed |
| 9437 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Just a Normal Check In |
In which milkshakes bring all the Winchester boys to the yard. Well... half of them anyway. |
| 9288 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Adult Supervision Required |
In which Fury orders Lewis and Twining to go and have fun. OR Darcy makes plans to expense a Girl's Night and Fury is okay with this. |
| 9213 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Potstickers and Ladies |
Sweet and Sour GORE |
| 9205 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Hot Dog Interrupted |
When the craving for hot dogs meets a crashed flying saucer Language Warnings abound. |
| 8828 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Drinks on me! |
In which Darcy hooks up with Danny and Skye Or NINJA NANNY MAY STRIKES AGAIN! |
| 8797 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Lunch is Electric |
In which Ward gets Darcy'd and it's all May's fault. |
| 8709 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Meeting is aFoot |
In which Darcy tries to get Frank in on a possible JTTF something, only to once again say the wrong thing the wrong way at the wrong time in front of the NYPD Captain. Or This is why Darcy is sometimes the worst person for these sorts of things. |
| 8704 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Impulsive Follow Up |
In which Darcy meets with Aquaman about Flash's grandson |
| 8690 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Impulsive Return |
In which Darcy gets informatino from Impulse about his time as Doom's Captive. |
| 8674 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
NYPD Shake Down at the Rink |
In which Darcy takes Frank out onna date. |
| 8631 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
SHIELD Liason to NYPD |
In which Darcy delivers her new assignment as SHIELD Liason to NYPD directly to Captain Quaid himself. Or Everyone should now be afraid that Darcy Lewis can arrest people. |
| 8623 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
SHIELD Lunch Time |
In which Jemma is inspired by Bucky's arm, May have to grab thirds from the kitchen, Lili gets doggo treats for being a Good Girl, and Darcy talks herself into a new assignment, or NYPD needs to be very afraid. |
| 8553 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Noms! |
In which foods are had. |
| 8226 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Quaid's Medical Charts are Reviewed OR Second Opinions are Important! |
In which Jemma finds a fellow conspirator in Darcy Lewis and no one thinks this is a Good Idea. It's going to hapen anyway. OR Darcy secures Jemma's help in unraveling what happened to Officer Quaid. |
| 8170 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Quaid's Unexpected Bedside Guest |
In which Darcy visits Frank in the hospital, OR Why do we allow Darcy to talk to anyone outside her own department again? |
| 8149 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Surprise Party! Witch Cake is the Best Cake? |
In which Darcy gets a cake. |
| 8146 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Suprise Party! Supernatural Invite |
In which Darcy tries to con Dean back to SHIELD but manages only to get him to agree to come party with her leading Luke to suspect she might have been send to spy on him - Darcy laughed too hard at that one! Or Darcy is SHIELD's best recruiter and should get commission for this. |
| 8066 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Wings and Things |
When Danny met Darcy or In which Matchbox 20 scores you flirting points. Or this is why Coulson should never have stolen Darcy's iPOD. |
| 8063 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Noms |
In which Darcy and Chris have the same idea for lunch. |
| 7954 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Just some shit |
In which Darcy visits Rhodey and he feeds her his meat. Or why are you all so preverted? For reals!? It was steak, you sick freaks. |
| 7933 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
WHen you meet a God |
In which Skye meets Thor, Darcy's true codename is revealed, and Skye doesn't realize her bestie ratted her out. Or This is why SHIELD HR Department cries during yearly Sexual Harassness renewal training. |
| 7920 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
After Shower Scene |
In which Thor takes a shower and Darcy sees him naked. Or All Myths are True, More or Less. |
| 7917 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
A human, a super, and a 'yote girl walk into a bar... |
In which there is a bank robbery, Omnis speeds into to save the day, Mercy's bad luck is deadly, and Darcy orders everyone around. Or Darcy is scary when blood splattered. |
| 7901 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Thunderous Visitor |
In which Thor comes to Darcy for aid and she makes him hit the showers, looks may or may not have been had; or This is how one gets intel from Darcy Lewis. |
| 7879 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Visiting Hours Don't Apply |
In which Thor visits Darcy in Medical and ends up with his shirt rumpled up his chest and why SHIELD doctors are going to refuse to ask why Darcy was laughing at Thor with his shirt up while sitting between his knees, but at least the flowers he had brought her were lovely. Or This is Why HR Hates Darcy Lewis, Part 2. |
| 7868 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Lunch with Mooaz |
In which Darcy's out of medical, Galina suggests an oomphier taser, and Thor makes a heroic entrance. Or the SHIELD Cafeteria plays Kenny G and no one is surprised. (https://youtu.be/WxcDDPGFv4A) |
| 7862 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Eff Bed Rest |
In which Phil tries to Dad at Darcy, and Darcy teenage's back at him. Or, this is why SHIELD Medical hates most of its Agents. |
| 7836 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
SHIELD Alert |
In which Darcy's alert is answered or Mazi was the real hero in this one, guys. No one cares what Darcy says about it. |
| 7820 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Not a Stalker |
In which Darcy stalks a supplier and Fionna tries to get intel out of the SHIELD Agent. |
| 7815 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
GOD OF COFFEE |
In which Thor finds Darcy in a coffee shop and she touches his hammer. Or Get your minds out of the gutter you sick puppies! It was Mjolnir not ..ya know. |
| 7330 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Cityfall: Silent But Deadly |
Darcy's 'date' with Elektra goes a little less than planned as May and Elektra have a meeting of minds in the back parkinglot. They come to an understanding. |
| 7305 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
It's a Date |
Summary needed |
| 7293 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Rumbles in the Tumbles |
Summary needed |
| 7265 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Clint vs Darcy. Round 1 - FIGHT! |
In which May's set up an obsticle course for Darcy's performance evaluation and set Clint as her opponent. Or this is how Darcy gets Clint on his ass. |
| 7143 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Missing Papers |
Summary needed |
| 6847 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Let Her Eat Cake!!! |
In which Darcy tries to trick Skye into eating fruit by hiding it in cake only for Ward to attempt to steal it, the Fuckward. Or this is what happens when a Sonic Carhop is allowed into the Triskelion Cafeteria. |
| 6746 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Date: Mission Improbable |
May and Castiel infiltrate the target. Surprisingly, the 'Date' goes better than planned. Surprise outcome: Castiel asks May out - and she accepts. |
| 6649 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Date: May Checks In |
May helps Darcy get ready for her date. Don't worry, the tables will turn soon enough. Or this is why Darcy is sometimes the WORST person to have at your back. |
| 6648 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Date: Dinner and Dancing. Devils Not Included. |
Castiel arrives to take Darcy out on a date in continued preparation for his date with the mucher bigger fish, Melinda May. Or Castiel is unexpectedly smooth and it hurts Darcy's brain a little bit. |
| 6247 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Date: AKA Frankie Avalon |
Castiel learns that May wants him to take her to a fancy dinner from Darcy. Likely Darcy is going to help him learn how to treat May like a lady. Or this is what happens when Darcy's giving a bit of free reign with debriefing. |
| 6071 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Because Reasons. |
Summary needed |
| 6062 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
To Tase or Not To Tase... |
Summary needed |
| 5958 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Supply Chains |
Summary needed |
| 5872 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Request: Pending |
In which Darcy helps Rhodey with his form, or this is what superheroing looks like at the mundane level. |
| 5867 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Game Night |
In which Ward plays with Darcy, Skye, and Bucky and everyone might have gotten wet. Or this is why we all try to keep Darcy from making up scene outcomes. |
| 5776 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Leviathan/Falling Frost: SURPRISE Happy Anniversary |
Summary needed |
| 5451 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Some Stuff's Happening |
Summary needed |
| 5399 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
A Night at Josie's |
Summary needed |
| 5361 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Beer and Brits |
Summary needed |
| 5352 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Whiching Hour |
Summary needed |
| 5333 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
A Ghost and an Agent Walk Into a Bar... |
Summary needed |
| 5310 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Two Gals and a Goddess Drinking Coffee |
Summary needed |
| 5188 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
French Food at a Greasy Spoon |
Summary needed |
| 5185 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Gives me the Jitters |
In which a plucky SHIELD agent fails to recognize a billionaire or this is how Darcy ends up with Tim's number. |
| 5184 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
In Which There is Dancing in Brooklyn |
Or Something Sappy This Way Comes. |
| 5144 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Heavy Loads |
In which Thor and Darcy each handle some heavy loads, Or seriously, there was handling of heavy loads in this scene. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic here. Well, now I am, but I wasn't when I started and... oh, just read the log already. |
| 5134 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
To Stalk a Derby Girl |
Summary needed |
| 5112 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Meanwhile, In Norway... |
...Natasha hitches a ride on the good ship Supply Drop piloted by May who's quizzing her co-pilot Darcy about aircraft protocols. Upon arriving, they are greeted by Thor and taken in for dinner before some rest. Or, no one warned Thor NOT to feed the wild DARCY mead. Asgardian Momma to the rescue! |
| 5083 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Dance Cards |
In which Darcy meets Bucky, Bucky tells her he's not allowed to leave HQ and the first thing Darcy does is take him out of HQ, OR This is why Darcy might need to be kept on a leash some days. |
| 5076 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Lunch Time |
In which Darcy and Chris have lunch. Clint threatens to make good on a threat. Or, everyone is On-Call today. |
| 4881 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 4881 |
Summary needed |
| 4822 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 4822 |
Summary needed |
| 4786 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Too Old for This Stuff |
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a pair of thugs who thought mugging a girl and laughing in Superboy's face was a good idea. Or Tenticle Telekinesis is a reason Darcy shouldn't be allowed to drink this much without Adult Supervision. ...Supervision, people. Not Adult Super Vision... |
| 4733 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Great Balls of Fire or Team Rocket Blasting Off AGAIN! |
In which Rhodey and Darcy discuss upending beer over Fury's head or that really isn't a good idea, Darcy. |
| 4667 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 4667 |
Summary needed |
| 4644 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
In the Black Market |
In which Jennifer tries to buy a Sumerian sacrificial amulet from a SHIELD employee and Darcy ends up buying a beer for someone who may or may not be of drinking age. Or fuck it, not Darcy's job to card people. |
| 4384 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
World Domination or Coffee |
In which Darcy and Daken have coffee, or this is how people get assigned to manure duty. |
| 4147 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Good Ideas. |
In which Darcy and Cap actually have a conversation. Or this is why leaving Darcy without adult supervision is a Bad Idea. |
| 4049 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Dat Ass Tho' |
In which Lana asks Darcy about thongs, lesbian booty calls, and if her ass looks fat. Or this is why Darcy needs a refresher on Sexual Harassment in the workplace. |
| 4007 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 4007 |
Summary needed |
| 4000 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 4000 |
Summary needed |
| 3860 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Scientifically Proven to Releave Stress |
Summary needed |
| 3813 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
/r/hookups |
In which Darcy goes on a blind date but isn't able to get a happy ending, and Skye can't believe Darcy. Or This is Why Boobs Rule. |
| 3792 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Plans for Shopping |
In which Svetlana meets Darcy and plans are made to catch up to the 21st Century. Or Darcy is this Century's Best Amabassdor; SHIELD needs to give her a raise and an expense account! |
| 3012 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 3012 |
Summary needed |
| 3010 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log 3010 |
Summary needed |
| 2994 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
SHIELD Maidens Now Recruiting |
In which Tazer Queen recruits Shit Code 404 and Total May-hem 86, plans are made for Father Furious Time and the Hawkeye'd Ref and Captain American Penis Code to join up, and it's made clear that only Natasha will derby name Natasha. Or this is way we rarely let Darcy out of her office. |
| 1784 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Fistful of Coffee |
In which coffee is had and excuses are crafted. Or why Darcy and Danny work for the wrong companies. |
| 1387 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Hasslinng War - A fun pastime |
In which Ares goes to help Darcy with her hole. Or you need to get your mind out of the gutter! |
| 1355 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Scarlet Avenger |
In which Darcy is used as a human shield and is having none of it. Or Tonight's 084 is Scarlet |
| 1348 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log #1348 |
Summary needed |
| 1248 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Questions and Answers |
In which Lois comes to SHIELD looking for answers and just the God to ask questions of shows up with Natasha. Or why May ponders duct taping Darcy's mouth shut. |
| 1121 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Pot Stickers and Beer |
In which Darcy buys Scott lunch and Parker learns never to poke at Darcy. Or How much do cleavages shots go for these days? |
| 1092 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Furious Little Ant |
In which Lang is in Darcy, Darcy mouths off at Fury (Again), and Fury threatens agents with oxygen roulette. Or Fury's too old for this shit. |
| 1065 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
This is why we can't have nice Avengers! |
Dear Fury, you're avenger broke his nose on one of the associate's rear ends as she stopped moving when he was caught on her pants and the impact damaged Ant-man. Or Lang bounced off Darcy's ass and it broke his nose. |
| 963 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Dead-proofing |
Summary needed |
| 889 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Just another day in The Office |
In which Marcus meets Darcy. Or how Darcy learns that dead lifting a few tons ends in torn pants. |
| 863 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Log #863 |
Summary needed |
| 853 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Gimme a Break, Gimme a Break, Break me off a Piece of that... |
In which Cammy hates the meatloaf, Darcy loves the meatloaf, and May order something ELSE. Or the Triskelion Lunch Room is the place to be! |
| 812 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Fury at Fury |
In which Dracy bullheadly mouths off to Fury, Rogers is disappointed, and May saves Siberia from a Darcy-rific demise. Or, This wouldn't be SHIELD if we all got along! |
| 785 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Oh Brother Where Art Thou? |
In which Darcy helps May track Dean because Sam is in the wrong hospital, Dean may or may not be completely happy about this, May has no fucks to give, and Sam is a big ol' moose puppy. Or May really dislikes misplacing assets. |
| 562 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
SHIELD Orientation |
In which May and Lewis (this sounds like a sitcom) show Sibil around the Triskelion. If there's a quinjet scheduled for this tour, twenty bucks says Fury pops his head in to ask why there are snakes on his plane. |
| 541 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
All Your Metallo Are Belong to Us |
In which SHIELD hears that Stark is holding Metallo, and it's decided that Tony makes a bad supervillain babysitter. |
| 279 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
The Meeting of Cats... er Boys |
Or Things Get Difficult When Magical Transformations Are Involved.
In which Vorpal meets Chat Noir, only Vorpal's not Vorpal he's Tommy and Chat's not Chat he's Adrien... also, Adrien has worked with models too long. |
| 257 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
It was just another day at the office until... |
Summary needed |
| 240 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Foodsluts |
In which trolling may or may not have happened. |
| 221 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
A Quick Rescue |
In which a Twinkie is eaten, a selfie is taken, and a theif is left with nothing but his shoelaces. |
| 204 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
Of Roller Skates and Delinquents |
Summary needed |
| 164 |
Finished |
Darcy Lewis |
When Cap Comes Crashing In... |
At the tail end of a fight, Cap crashes through a wall and into a car, a Vision ghosts in, and Darcy cusses. Cap gives her the Language Look. |