11605/A walk in the park.

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A walk in the park.
Date of Scene: 08 June 2020
Location: 1407 Greymalkin Lane - Breakstone
Synopsis: Megan meets a strange man in a park.
Cast of Characters: Pixie, Loki




Pixie has posed:
It's early evening but still sunny and warm in the hiking trails surrounding Greymalkin lane. As it's a weekend, there are a few students from the institute enjoying a walk I the nature paths nearby. Megan is herself out here today, although she has found a nice, quiet spot on a cliff top to enjoy some peace and quiet. As she sits on a boulder peering out at the scenery around her, she keeps her sword close at hand, a sword possessing great magical potential as it imprisons hundreds of fairies as well as her own soul dagger at the top. "Morgana.." she sighs, "Where are you, dammit? I need you.."

Loki has posed:
A small compact car from the early 1990s rolls up near the hiking trails and an obese man struggles to squeeze out of the door. He grunts and wheezes until he finally staggers out. The man then proceeds to open his trunk and remove a backpack and picnic basket before heading towards a trail. He lumbers onward at a slow pace and it isn't lung before he's breathing heavily with weariness.

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn peers down below, spying the old fat guy and arches a curious brow. She's used to seeing fellow students here, or teachers, and she knows most of the teachers here. But hey, it's a public trail open to everyone. She just smiles slightly, watching him lumber up the trail with his picnic basket and backpack.

Loki has posed:
The obese man manages to walk all of a hundred feet down the trail before he is wheezing again. He drops the basket and backpack and begins to set up a large blanket. He's not gone far from his car, unlike most hikers who would rather be far down the path. No this guy can't walk quite that far. It isn't long before he's unloading what appears to be...McDonalds? Taco Bell? Indeed this is a picnic of fast food! He also pulls out an ancient looking portable tv and extends the antenna.

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn blinks a bit, feeling a little concerned for the guy. She doesn't want him to get a heart attack or anything and that food does not look healthy! She climbs down from her perch and moves further down the trail to within speaking distance. "Hey mister are you ok? Need some water? Here, I got extras." she pulls a bottle out of her back pack, stepping a bit closer to offer it to him.

Loki has posed:
The 'hiker' pulls out a two liter of Pepsi just as Megan offers the water. The obese man laughs joyfully, "What? You drink that flavorless swill?!" He opens the cap and glugs down some of the soda. With an exhale he says, "So much more refreshing.. I haven't had a drop of water since I was ten!! Such a childish fluid.."

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn blinks slowly, eyeing the sugary pop drink with a grimace. "Ewww, you are seriously gonna get a heart attack that way, y'know? I mean what's even the point of hiking if you're just gonna nullify it with junk food anyway? That's just really sad.."

Loki has posed:
The man giggles, "My father didn't die until he was 57!! Grandfather didn't make it to 45! I'm already 38 and I've never even had kidney stones! I'd say that I'm doing quite well young lady!" He takes a bite out of a big mac.

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn peers intently at him, and lays the water bottle next to his camping site regardless. "Wow, are you kidding me? That's no laughing matter. At that rate you're gonna die in the next few years! Do you really want that to happen? Geez, you're really sad.."

Loki has posed:
The obese man sneers derisively, "Most will all die and IF I die? I will die fat, full, and freaking awesome!! But I'm on the waiting list to have my soul downloaded into a clone of myself. I am also on the waiting list to become a cyborg!! Either way I will be immortal! When my number's called it won't be a ticket to hell."

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn blinks slowly, just staring at him in shock at his incredibly bizarre story. "Uh.........Really.." she licks her lips, trying to princess that. "Sooo you're gonna..Stick your soul in a cyborg clone of yourself. Isn't that kinda...Crazy? Is it even possible?" Megan laughs, shaking her head in disbelief, "Even if it were true, it seems really unnecessary. Isn't it better to make the most of what you have now? Maybe you won't like being a cyborg.." she shivers at the thought.

Loki has posed:
The man laughs uncontrollably for several seconds before replying, "You're.. you.. you're kidding right? Make the... most? Of this? Yeah I'd rather become worm food than become immortal.. eternal.. you're an idiot. Go solve a rubix cube you plebian. Leave the real living to those of us with the money and will to take IT!" He bites into a taco.

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn sighs and shakes her head, "So you'd rather be an emotionless robot. I really pity you and hope you see the error of your ways.."she sighs, shaking her head as she eyes the time, "Well good luck with that!" and she spreads her wings, flying away.