12978/We interrupt your normal program...

We interrupt your normal program...
Date of Scene:	06 April 2021
Location:	Classroom - Xavier's School
Synopsis:	Deadpool very politely interrupts a music class at Xavier's via a portal, pops an instructor's arm out of socket, and attends to Taco Tuesday with Megan Gwynn.
Cast of Characters:	Prismatic, Pixie, Deadpool

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Prismatic has posed:
    "-- and that's why operatic singers ten to have very slight 'warbles' to their singing -- the modulation in the tonality of their singing helped fill opera houses in the days when all you could do is rely on your voice and some brilliant acoustics before the advent of the microphone." Alexis Carr states, drawing some musical notes and a very rough someone singing opera on the whiteboard in the music theory room.

    "Which is tangental, really, to how to stand when you are projecting. Now, this skill can be used for anything --" the brunette states in her crisp British accent, Jean's right-hand-junior states as she turns to face the audience -- er, students -- motioning to how she is standing in her short heels.

    "From public speaking, to making yourself heard over a crowd, to alerting the referee of your local football match that they obviously have focal difficulties." she gives a small grin, and motions out. "Would anyone like to give their projection a try? Megan, why don't you show the class what we've been doing one-on-one?"

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn yawns tiredly as she *tries* very hard to listen to the lecture. Usually she's a good student, heck, this is one of her favorite classes, but she got to class late and skipped lunch and now she's starving!! And kinda sleepy too, soooo she tries really hard to not fall asleep.

Which of course means her head is starting to nod..Ugggh, this is soooo boring today. Whyyyy cant they get to the actual singing already? Mmm, Or like, eating? She's soooo hungry. HANGRY! actually. Why can't this really really long class end so she can go and eat food? Mmm....Foooood...

She's just about to doze off and start daydreaming about a triple beef burger with all the trimmings, when she hears her name being called, and Megan jerks her head up, blinking. "Um. Here!" Uh....Wait, what're we doing?"

Prismatic has posed:
    Alexis gives a smile.

    "Please stand and take a blind stab at something, with as good projection as you can." Alexis gives a grin.

    "And then you may excuse yourself for some water or a biscuit from my desk, for my picking on you."

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn is glad that Alexis is such a nice teacher, because certain other teachers (who shall not be named but wear red visors!) like to keep a gigantic stack of pink slips on their desks, and like to give people detention. A lot!

Ahem, anyway, she smiles sheepishly at Alexis and nods as she steps up to the desk, straightening and getting ready to fill her lungs. "Um..Okay, here goes."

And with that, Megan draws her breath..And starts to sing:

~AAAAAA--VEEEEE-MAAAAA-RIIIII-AAaaaa!!!!!~ Actually, she's got quite a strong voice when she wants to. But just how strong? Who knows?

Deadpool has posed:
Out of nothing near the roof of the school room magically (Quite litterally) appears an opening. The air starts gushing up through the hole throwing papers and small things not attached all over the place as the two atmosphers meet for a moment. Before anything else a man drops out of the portal falling back through it to land akwardldy on the ground with a "BAM!" as the portal closes, and the man lays there for a moment. Of course it is Wade dressed head to toe in his outfit, though the only weapon he has is what looked to be a kitchen knife at one time now melted in half so he only had the handle and part of the blade left clinched in his hand.

He is only silent for a moment before he jumps up again. His mask is backwards, and there is a large circle removed from the front and back of his outfit as is something went through him, and he is covered with blood and machine oil.

"I will take ya all on space people!" he swings around a bit again, "I don't need to see ya I can smell ya dirty bastards1" he kicks out a little. Obviously he has no idea where he is right now, as he can't see he seems to be prepaired for something to attack him crouched and ready to fight right here in the middle of the school room. He is randomly swiping but most the blade is gone from the knife so he is only hitting air for now..

Prismatic has posed:
    Alexis listens to the beginning of Ave Maria, giving a slight nod until the hair rises up on the back of her neck, and she looks up at the opening portal.

    "-- belay tha--" she states, rushing forward and pushing Megan back and away and setting herself between the errupting portal and her students. She grasps at a baton, flicking it out to rapier-length before she recognize just... who... what... fell out of the portal.

    "... language, Mr. Wilson." the teacher states, some of the other kids giving cries of alarm and abandoning class!

    She cautiously steps forward, and goes ti put a hand on Deadpool's shoulder.

    "You've interrupted a Xavier's class. No space people are in attendence, today."

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn's eyes widen, stopping mid-line and stares insinctively skywards as the roof seems to tremor and papers start flying every which way. "...Woah. Did I do tha--?"

Wait, scratch that. She blinks a couple more times as she just stares up at the portal, a bit stunned and unmoving. Good thing for Alexis' quick thinking as she shoves her out of the way.

A few kids are screaming and darting away, some even flee the room as Deadpool pops out of nowhere, swinging his bladeless knife around. "Meeep! What's going on?" Megan asks, once she's recovered. Oh, it's that weird guy in the weird outfit from the kitchen. What's his name again?

"Um, Mr. Wilson? What just happened?"

Deadpool has posed:
Wade lands and is hit by noise, someone trying to make cats cry with thier voice, kids yelling in he background. He is already in a hightened state then he feels a hand on his shoulder so reacts just with instinct as he drops the knife moving to grab it and stand throwing whoever it is over his shoulder to the ground infront of him. He looks like he is about to stomp on it to try to tear it off before he stops moving again felling the arm in his hands. "Wait.. this isn't a robot.." he stops and thinks for a moment. "Robots don't care about my language!" this whole time he is just feeling the arm other then turning the mask around.. "Female.. You really should work you tricepts more."

He sighs a bit turning his mask around he looks down at the teacher.. "Oh... oh man.." he stumbles back away from them into some music instraments that were abandoned in the rush to get out. He looks around in a bit of panic looking for space men, robots or anything else but only sees school he stops and stares at Megan.. "What year is it? Did I make it back?" he glances around things did look the same as he left.

Prismatic has posed:
    Alexis gives a yelp as her arm is wrenched, and she ends up landing on the floor, hard. She tenses, the subdermal armoring her mutant power gives her protecting her leg from breaking open on a desk as she lands laid out on the floor, her dark eyes wide.

    One of her heels as sailed clear accross the room, and there's a run in her pantyhose now.

    "/For Serious/?!" she states in incredulousity before she hops to her feet -- a little lopsided, thanks to one shoe having hit the board, and she turns to look at Deadpool.

    "The. /Sole/. Reason. I am not asking Jean to put you elsewhere is because I would /probably/ have also freaked out upon landing myself out of a portal!" she warns him, and she breathes out.

    "You interrupted voice development. It's Tuesday."

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn clasps her hands behind her back, appearing considerably calmer than her classmates as she looks Deadpool up and down. "Um. You're on planet Earth. Where'd ya think you were?"

Megan's eyes widen in interest, "Oooh, did you take a trip to the Nevernever? Bring back anything cool?" she giggles. Oh wait, this is probably serious stuff. She tries to turn her giggle into a cough.

"Oooh wait, you fought robots? Awee, why didnt you invite mee?" she pouts a little.

Deadpool has posed:
Wade takes a breath, then two.. He looks at Alexis and holds his arms up in surender. He then looks at Megan, and whispers.. "Yea one big one.. But we tore him apart after he shot through me with this big magic beam.. By the way, who is this lady?" he glances over at Alexis. His memory was gone but he would not get used to these people reconizing him from before that. He turns to face her he speaks slowly.. "I am sorry... I did not mean to hurt you.. I thought you were a Robot."

He thinks about it again then talks normally.. "Wait its Tuesday... dang it I missed taco night!" he seems truely frustrated.. "Dang magic portals!" then remembers, he reaches into the hole and pulls out a small rock. "Sorry kid, if I brought back any part of him he could spread and take over the world. All I got was this." he tosses it to her. "Careful though it might be irradiated.. It is wierd out there." falling back to a temporary silence to consider all that has gone on he leans against the wall a bit hard. "I can relax now... We are safe.." he tells himself looking around one last time.

Prismatic has posed:
    "Taco Tuesday hasn't occured. You didn't miss it, Wade." Alexis breathes out.

    "My name is Alexis Carr. I'm Jean's Junior Headmistress. I was alerted that you were in the building for recovery reasons." she states gently to Wade as she leans against her desk, puts her hand solidly against the desk, holds her arm *just* so -- and there's a sick POP sound.

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn ooooohs, practically salivating. "Oooh, can I still get in on that too? I'm soooo starved!" And, really robots aren't her strong point so she's not too sad that she missed out on battling one.

"well, isn't that fun? I mean, why couldn't you at least learn the front door? Even I know how to port through the front door, it's not that difficult, really.." she makes a face.

The whole 'we are safe' bit gets a doubtful arch of the brow from Megan however. "Uh..I dunno about that..Safe from the robots maybe.."

Deadpool has posed:
Pushes himself off the wall and picks up the other heel that went across the room. "Headmistress.. I didn't know Jean swung that way." he shakes his head, "Sure you should be talking about such things with kids in the room." He moves back to hand her the shoe. "Look I really am sorry Mistress Carr. Whoever I was reality hates me with a passion of a thousand burning stars. I am still getting used to it.. I will walk ya down to medical if ya want." he offers a hand to help her if she wants it. "No throwing this time.. look I am trying to not be who I was. It is okay I won't hurt you.... more"

He turns to Megan, "Its simple I was knowhere.. or at least that was what they called it." he waves a hand out. "Deep deep in space where no-one has icecream." he thinks he got that right. "Met a wizard named Adam, nice guy... horrible aim." he shakes his head at that one rubbing the hole on his suit. "He despertly needed my help to kill some robot guy. Saved his bacon I did..." and gives a wink.. How much of that was true the world may never know. He then stops, "Wait... this place has a front door?" he had never entered this mystical front door, but it had to be there he guessed. He shakes his head, "Kid people like me don't use front doors.. we never get the chance.." and sighs a bit meaning more then just a door to the building on that one. He does glance at her a bit. "Is there something wrong though? If ya need me kid I am right here ya know that right? It is all I can do to pay back the people who don't just kick me out."

Prismatic has posed:
    "... it means I help run the school, Wade. I help with the paperwork and step in for Jean when she takes days off." Alexis points out, though she is very, very red, right to her ears.

    Poor Jean.

    With her arm popped painfully back in socket, the young woman stretches her fingers momentarily, and checks on the ring on her left hand to make sure nothing's popped out.

    "And Alexis is fine, Wade."

    She looks to Wade, and then to Megan, and then to the remaining few students.

    "Class dismissed early. Please go have tacos."

Deadpool has posed:
"Oh that sound so much more ordinary... I mean nothing wrong with it everyone needs help with paperwork now and then I guess." and he laughs a bit and takes his offered hand back. "Well Alexis, join us.. relax a little Jean is here.. somewhere, and the class is done. Lets go eat some Tacos with the kid." he glances over at Megan. "Maybe I can tell you how to counter a throw like that if you ever run across it again." and laughs a bit. He is just trying to be nice and make some friends here as the previous Wade would of never taken the time to do so.

He glances at her, "Besides the signs of combat suit you.. I mean all dishoved, torn... It is a bit exciting isn't it." and laughs again, "Though if anyone asks we will tell them there was twenty of them, and they were fish people!" he does seem to be waiting for most the kids to file out now as well as he doesn't want to be around the little ones too much. He did promise not to break any of them and he found cutting down the time he was around them did that well.

Prismatic has posed:
    No. The previous Wade would not have, and Alexis is suspicious and surprised at it.

    The brunette looks to Wade, and then gives a little smile, and looks to her arm.

    "I Should probably see about this at the medical office; it'd be disappointing if I couldn't get to today's recreational ballet lesson due to being unable to raise my arm." she explains to Deadpool as she goes to walk out of the room, and then gives a soft hum.

    "Fish people from the Fifth Dimension, with poison barbs."

Pixie has posed:
Megan Gwynn blinks. "Nowhere? Whaddaya mean, nowhere? That's not anywhere..." she sighs, "I'm sooo confused! So like, somewhere in the middle of space? Oooh, I guess that kinda IS nowhere.." she giggles.

Still, Megan glances over at Alexis, a bit concerned. "Hey, did he hit you pretty hard? And I thought I was a clutz!" But she is happy to hear the dismissal and cheers. "Yaaay! Tacos for me!" and rushes out of the class and straight for the cafeteria, because, Tacos!

Deadpool has posed:
Wade chuckles, and nods. "Fair enough, I guess some people need time to.." he makes quotation marks with his hands, "Heal" and grins a bit. "Alright Rambo.. You got it. I just don't want to be called to the office again." and winks. He turns to look at Megan, he shakes his head at that little ball of chaos is at least on a different wavelength this his chaos or that might just spin out of control. He leans back towards Alexis while Megan leaves, "That Jean lady is a bit strict, and whew don't even get me started on that visor guy.. Coal into diamond if ya get what I mean." and starts heading out himself.

He stops at the door. "I owe ya one for that.. If you need me just let me know. With guns. and sharpy pointy things if needed." he shrugs a bit with a final wave. "I am trying to do better, but if it calls for it remember.. I am a dangerous individual" and his crazy laugh can be heard down the hall as he walks towards Taco Tuesday!