14344/Slumming it

Slumming it
Date of Scene:	27 April 2022
Location:	Bushwick (Mutant Town), Brooklyn
Synopsis:	Deadpool and Kit ride off for food
Cast of Characters:	Deadpool, Kit Killovarras

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Deadpool has posed:
//Crime doesn't pay, a saying so often said by people who refuse to commit crimes, so what did they know?! apparently quite a lot as per Wade's current situation. Deadpool had unfortunately gotten himself into a bit of a messy situation, even by his standards, and whilst it was a convienent solution to just pay off some participants that was the mess he was dealing with, or simply gut them and call it a day, these for once were some people who could make things more difficult if he DID kill them, a situation Wade never enjoyed.

To try and stay out of the line of fire and let things cool down, the Merc with a mouth was residing somewhere he should feel at home, amongst the freaks and outcasts of the world, or at least of Brooklyn, mutie town! But while Deadpool could deal with the less then amenable living conditions, he simply couldn't abide by the standard of care he was recieving. Deadpool's multiple grievances led to a rather...immoral situation, throwing on whatever blanket he could steal from a nearby clothesline and draping it over himself, ditching his costume and putting on some more "civillian" clothes underneath, looking like a humble burn victim, Deadpool set out.

Deadpool ventured across Bushwick, well like maybe a couple blocks, until he found his way to a homeless shelter, realatively quite full as one could expect with a location like this but still, he had guns with him incase anyone complained about him butting in line. With a plan in mind, Wade Waded (eh eh *nudge nudge*), through the crowds, receiving a few grievances from the other people in need of care but not getting much more than verbal complaints and when he thought he shouldn't push his luck much further, he got into line, an enormous grin on his face as the line trudged on, waiting to get his free food

Kit Killovarras has posed:
Working in a shelter is one of the things that Kit would do, yup! Normally he's a supplier or a runner, bringing things to people or bringing supplies to the shelter itself, but today? Today he's playing peace keeper. It isn't long till the verbal complaints reach the yeens ears and he walks over to the individual who has been causing the issue.

He goes to say something as he approaches, but he pauses and with a little wiggle of that canine looking nose of his, he just sighs and deadpans, "Hey Red." to Wade, somehow able to identify him with no trouble whatsoever.

It might be worth noting that, while he's normally wearing a hoodie and baggy cloths to conceal the way he looks, here? He doesn't. In fact, given the weather around this time of year, he's wearing shorts and what looks like just a simple tunic style shirt, both of which are varying shades of tan, the shorts being slightly darker and none of his features are actually hidden.

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool's ears near enough stood at attention, two brave soliders that had reported, he was maybe screwed, especially with the knee jerk reaction of "and i thought i looked bad" before suddenly hunching over, almost reaching out for a non existant walking stick as he eyed the hyena child thing with only one open eye and adopted this immitation old man voice, hoarse and deep, "i dunno what you're on about sunny, no one's called me red, in 30 years, i used to work for the fire brigade, name's mitchell" adopting a whole new persona just to try and get the weird person to go away, heck if he'd been given a day to prep he might have even come in with fake cridentials, maybe a few paid actors to help him out.

Kit Killovarras has posed:
There's a bit of pause as Kit just sort of stares at Wade, one ear falling to the side slightly and he just chuckles. "You do realize I don't have to identify you by sight, right? You have a pretty distinct smell, Red." Then he gives a little roll of his shoulders and tilts his head, arms folding over his chest as he explains, "You're going to have to start at the back of the line if you want something from the shelters kitchen."

Well, with that at least it's clear that he's not going to throw the man out, at least not simply for the sake of being here, but he is apparently acting as an authority figure at this point. Probably helps that he's a six foot six monster of a person, even if he IS only seventeen.

Deadpool has posed:
Wade just responded pretty simply, pointing his gun at Kit from under his coat "there better be something good left when i get to the front" before begrudgingly making his way back towards the beginning of the line, still keeping his gun under his coat but as one would expect, continuing to point it at Kit, as a reminder that he wanted the good stuff, if this place even had any.

with the remarkably one sided and petty mexican standoff coming to a close as Deadpool found his spot at the back of the line, which had grown quite a bit since he got here, much to his chagrin. Wade attempted to try and almost settle, but to anyone who played close attention, it was clear he was a little on edge, not exactly jumpy, he was a little more professional than that...but very alert, paying attention to all the people around him, almost at once.

Kit Killovarras has posed:
"No worries, Red." Kit says with a little smile, not seeming to ntice - or more accurately not being afraid of - the gun that is aimed at him. "There will be more than enough for you, I brought supplies in this afternoon." He doesn't make mention of the gun, seeming to just brush it off.

As deadpool goes to move to the back of the line, Kit moves with him, greeting a few of the newcomers to the place with a smile and a little wag. Apparently seeing a happily wagging tail seems to put people here at ease, even if it's connected to what looks like a werewolf.

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool remained...unnaturally tame, not even getting into conversations with the people he was in line with, usually prefering to entertain or speed up the line by annoying the life out of whoever's infront of him but not now, he wasn't intent on causing too much more of a scene and part of him hoped it wasn't evident, for as much of a maniac as he could be, he didn't want things to get too out of hand here, especially not with the only person he seemed to have history with being here, so Wade, for once in his life, remained quiet and patient.

The quiet and patient method didn't seem to sit too well with Wade, he was visibly gritting his teeth and muttering various comments under his breath, trying to do his best to remain patient...but there's only so long a timebomb like him can remain quiet.

Kit Killovarras has posed:
"You really should watch what you say," Kit says after hearing Wade's comments, though he just shrugs them off and leans against a nearby wall, pulling a little black bag out of his pocket and starting to snack on the contents. "Either way, what's up? You look tense."

The yeen is keeping an eye on this man, since him being on edge is never a good sign but his ears are swiveling, which means he's also probably keeping an eye - or more accurately an ear - on the entire area.

Deadpool has posed:
"i'll watch what i say when it becomes tangable" he snickered, making an effort to keep things at least somewhat casual "and of course i look tense, i think i might actually be god" though it sounded like stupid deadpool nonesense, he was trying to be serious, but it wasn't as if the guy didn't already act like he thought he was god. Wade leaned out of the line looking down the que and groaning "you know i could probably pay these people off and go get them to buy some real food, make things a lot easier"

Kit Killovarras has posed:
That is the WRONG THING TO SAY!

It's one thing to be a dick in a homeless shelter, but when you point out that you're here when you probably shouldn't be? Or don't need to be? Yeah, that's going to piss people off and anyone who is in the line likely just heard him. "Well, aren't we intelligent today.." Kit manages to muse as nearly EVERYONE in the place - including the three servers - turn to stare at the 'burn victim'.

Deadpool has posed:
Deadpool just gave a small shrug "hey, i was offering charity" which was either exactly how he saw it or just him being a dick...more than likely both but he was rather nonchalant about the whole situation, a room full of people pissed off at him seemed to almost put him at ease and besides, it wouldn't be the first homeless shelter he's fought his way out of.

Kit Killovarras has posed:
Kit watches the room turn on the man for a moment, but then? Then he looks to one of the servers and smiles. "Hey Amanda, I'll be back in an hour, k?" To which he gets little more than a nod. Then he turns his attention back to Wade as he pulls a few crickets from the bag and tosses them in his maw, "Come on.." he says with a grin after a few moments of enjoying the crunch of his afternoon snack. "I'll buy ya lunch of you'll stop trying to screw over the homeless for today, deal?"

Deadpool has posed:
Wade stood for a moment, in quiet contemplation, a hand going to his chin and giving it a gentle rub in thought "okay..." beginning to walk off out of the building "but they have it coming" turning to the rest of the room and screaming at the top of his lungs "YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID!" before finally leaving and waiting outside for Kit, abandoing the blanket beside the door and remaining in just his normal clothes, with left his chest holsters hand free.

Kit Killovarras has posed:
Kit just chuckles and shakes his head, heading out with Wade after his little outburst. "Seriously?" he says as he walks past the man, heading over to a pristine, black and gold Honda Shadow Phantom and just, swings his legs over the thing and starts getting ready to head out. Helmet? Check, Key? Check. Bitch? Check!

"Come on, I know a great place over in Salem Center." he says as he motions for the other man to hop on with him.

He'll ignore the outburst though, for now at least. Some things are better discussed over a meal.